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Dog who wanted to go outside immediately wants to come back...
A dog who has spent the last hour and a half peering longingly through the patio doors at the garden is now peering longingly...
Only one more sleep until Dads start Christmas shopping
Dads are said to be giddy with excitement at the news that it's only one more sleep until they can start their Christmas shopping.
Dads...
Royal Navy ordered to kill any f*cking Frenchman who so much...
10 Downing Street has ordered the Royal Navy to kill any f*cking Frenchman who so much as looks at a British fish.
The order has...
Jeremy Corbyn demands General Election so voters can choose between Brexit...
Jeremy Corbyn has demanded that the Government call a General Election in order that the public can choose between his insane version of Brexit...
Sheffield Council declare majority of citizens think world is flat
Sheffield Council has been forced to declare their belief in a flat earth after applying the same statistical analysis to a recent on-line poll...
Earth isn’t flat, cats would have pushed everything off edge by...
Scientists around the World have finally conceded that the Earth is most probably not a completely flat disc after all.
Research conducted at the University...
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