The Rochdale Herald

Cat-owners are now being asked to count any rodents or birds left on their doorstep as declarable earnings in their application for means-tested benefits,...

Couples who call each other Mummy and Daddy have been told by the authorities to pack it the fuck in or be faced with...

Following her first speech in the European Parliament, we have avoided the term 'maiden speech' as all her speeches are maiden, Anne Widdecombe has...

The government has voted to reject a bill that recognises that hunt saboteurs are humans who feel pain and emotion. Following an incident over the...

In breaking news Piers Morgan has burned to death in a devasting chip pan fire in a static caravan at Hollingsworth Lake Caravan Park

News is just in that spot poll of everybody in the UK has revealed today that the UK's favourite synonym for taking a dump...