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‘Off to free Tommy Robinson’ replaces ‘dropping kids off at the...
News is just in that spot poll of everybody in the UK has revealed today that the UK's favourite synonym for taking a dump...
Dominic Raab warns against travel to Iran and other Scandinavian countries
The foreign secretary Dominic Raab has warned British nationals not to travel to Iran or any other Scandinavian countries following last week's US airstrikes...
Christian groups OUTRAGED as Apple replace Christian emojis with Islamojis
The next update to Apple's iOS devices will feature almost 100 Islamic emojis, dubbed Islamojis, replacing almost all Christian iconography available on the iPhone...
ISIS and UN unite to condemn So-Called Yodel Customer Services for...
ISIS and all the member states of the United Nations have broadly condemned the British parcel delivery firm and courier service Yodel for crimes against humanity.
Jeremy Corbyn demands General Election so voters can choose between Brexit...
Jeremy Corbyn has demanded that the Government call a General Election in order that the public can choose between his insane version of Brexit...
Theresa May meets Nicola Sturgeon to tell her to fuck off...
Theresa May met children's entertainer and Scottish First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon today to tell her to fuck off in person.
Ostensibly the meeting was to...
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