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Fury as Brexit voter can’t get tee off time at Golf...
Local Brexit voter, Steve Dickinson, is said to be furious with Manchester Golf Club after discovering he can't get the tee off times he wants since letting his membership lapse.
Southern Rail Timetable wins Man Booker Prize for fiction
The visionary author of Southern Rail's timetable, Bernard Jones, has been announced as the seventh winner of the Man Booker International Prize for fiction.
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Alanis Morisette to rename 1996 hit Inconvenient after learning what Ironic...
Canadian rock songstress Alanis Morisette has re-written her 1996 classic single "Ironic" after finally meeting a British person who filled her in on the meaning of the word irony.
Aggressive beggars to marry in Windsor Castle in May
People across the country have been delighted by the recent news that one of the UK's sponsored panhandlers has decided to let a wealthy,...
Middle-class mums save planet by driving to Waitrose in massive Range...
Middle class mums all over the Home Counties are being credited with a reversal to the effects of Global Warming after tens of thousands...
Not drinking alcohol only makes life feel a lot longer, confirm...
Not drinking will make your life feel a lot longer, according to a study that suggests not being a little bit drunk every day...
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