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Conservatives pledge ‘free pots’ for poor to piss in

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In the latest Tory manifesto promise benefit claimants and people earning less than minimum wage are to be sent a free chamber pot. Current Work and...

Government appoints Franz Kafka as new Head of Test and Trace...

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Following reports that some people around the UK have been able to get a Coronavirus test the government has appointed the Bohemian novelist Franz...

Jesus definitely said ‘Suffer the little children to come unto me,...

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The US Vice President, Mike Pence, has told reporters that the Trump administration's policy of keeping child migrants in cages is definitely consistent with the...

Irish Garda stalk Stephen Hawking in Richard Dawkins blasphemy mix up

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After the recent news that Stephen Fry is to be stoned to death by Irish authorities for calling God 'a bit of dick', the Irish...

Humans cured of sexuality after imagining Ann Widdecombe masturbating in the...

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Scientists from Rochdale's Community University have finally managed to find a cure for human sexuality after asking people to imagine Ann Widdecombe fiddling with...

Middle-class mums save planet by driving to Waitrose in massive Range...

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Middle class mums all over the Home Counties are being credited with a reversal to the effects of Global Warming after tens of thousands...

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