The Rochdale Herald

Theresa May has finally got into the spirit of Christmas by ordering a massive census of everybody in the UK and slaughtering all of...

Ryanair have today announced that they will start charging depressed passengers for bringing emotional baggage with them onto their flights. The budget airline has said...

The campaign is headed up by Boris Johnson who is thought to believe that if it's successful he could be the leader of Zanu...

The Vatican has tonight declared an official miracle following England's penalty shootout victory over some goat farmers from Colombia. The victory is the first...

A husband whose wife told him to do whatever he likes is still not aware that he really isn’t going to get to do what he likes.

A woman from Rochdale has taken the extraordinary decision to not dick about with the central heating thermostat. Barbara Dickinson responded to the fact that...