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Theresa May gets into Christmas spirit by ordering census and slaughtering...
Theresa May has finally got into the spirit of Christmas by ordering a massive census of everybody in the UK and slaughtering all of...
Fictional President held to higher standard than actual President
Fictional President of the United States Francis Underwood has been obliged to step down this week following allegations of historical sexual harassment.
Whilst his Presidency...
I’m not an immigrant, I’m British says Britain First supporter who...
When asked what he would describe himself as, as an Englishman abroad, he will usually say
something like: “Im an export int I”
Chris Grayling awards ferry contract to Nigerian Prince after receiving fortuitous...
Transport Secretary, Chris Grayling has announced that the Government have awarded a contract to provide ferries in the event of a no-deal Brexit.
Grayling, the...
Relief for constipated Dog after long search for the perfect spot...
There was massive relief for the owner of a constipated dog today, as their long search for the perfect dumping spot finally ended in...
UK disqualified from piss up in a brewery world championship
After the snap, crackle and pop election called by Theresa May has resulted in a hung parliament, it's clear that the repercussions reach further...
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