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Thousands gather in North Yorkshire to see world’s first completely empty...
There is more travel misery anticipated for the rest of the week as tens of thousands of people are expected to continue making their...
Wayne Rooney moves from second best team in Manchester to second...
Thatched-roofed footballer Wayne Rooney was yesterday given away by the second best team in Manchester to the second best team in Liverpool.
He moves...
Burnley mum left ‘fuming’ after finding half a vegetable in packet...
A Burnley supermarket has been forced to remove dozens of dead rats from its shelves after a customer reported finding half a vegetable inside...
Government appoints Franz Kafka as new Head of Test and Trace...
Following reports that some people around the UK have been able to get a Coronavirus test the government has appointed the Bohemian novelist Franz...
Now that passports are blue again I might get one, says...
A fifty year old racist fuckwit has told The Rochdale Herald that he is over the moon that passports are now going to be...
Chris Grayling awards ferry contract to Nigerian Prince after receiving fortuitous...
Transport Secretary, Chris Grayling has announced that the Government have awarded a contract to provide ferries in the event of a no-deal Brexit.
Grayling, the...
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