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Civilised countries don’t gas civilians, they shoot them with AR-15s bought...
The US has told a UN Security Council meeting that the recent chemical attack on Syria is completely unacceptable.
Responding to reports of an incident...
Alanis Morisette to rename 1996 hit Inconvenient after learning what Ironic...
Canadian rock songstress Alanis Morisette has re-written her 1996 classic single "Ironic" after finally meeting a British person who filled her in on the meaning of the word irony.
University of Life under Ofsted investigation after turning out complete fucking...
Chief Ofsted inspector Mark Teachers announced today he would be launching a special investigation into the University of Life, based in Thanet.
A lower-level investigation...
Not drinking alcohol only makes life feel a lot longer, confirm...
Not drinking will make your life feel a lot longer, according to a study that suggests not being a little bit drunk every day...
Sheffield Council declare majority of citizens think world is flat
Sheffield Council has been forced to declare their belief in a flat earth after applying the same statistical analysis to a recent on-line poll...
Tim Nice But Dim appointed UK Ambassador to the EU
In a surprise move Theresa May has appointed Tim Nice But Dim UK Amabassador to the EU.
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