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New royal baby to be called DIANA and raised as a...
Buckingham Palace has sought to quash rumours that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are set to call their new baby boy 'Diana' and...
People who make flammable models to face higher standard of justice...
The people who burnt a model of the Grenfell tower on bonfire should face a much higher standard of justice than the people who...
Meet the UK’s First Islamic Lollipop Lady… And it’s not what...
Meet veteran lollipop lady Gillian Duffy. Gillian has become an institution in Rochdale and one of the country’s most decorated and experienced lollipop ladies. For more than 30 years she has worked for the council escorting children across the road and now she has a new honour, she is the UK’s first Sharia Law compliant lollipop lady
Obvious Satire Still Confusing Idiots, Say Scientists
Researchers at the esteemed Rochdale Community University have published a study today revealing that fool-proof satire is still not fool-proof.
"We gave some angry morons...
Stevie Wonder just chooses to be blind, says Kanye West
Batshit crazy US rapper Kanye West has said that the Stevie Wonder’s blindness may be a “choice.”
Melania did not have sex with horrible old men for money...
The Daily Mail have gone on the record today to say that Melania Trump did not and never has had sex with any horrible...
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