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10 Downing Street has ordered the Royal Navy to kill any f*cking Frenchman who so much as looks at a British fish.
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Scotland’s oldest man dies aged 35
Tributes have been paid to Gregor McGregor, Scotland's oldest man who died today aged 35.
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