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Children all over the country are coming to terms with the horrifying reality that their Mums have at least one dildo.

Black Friday riots as Asda sell trolleys for £1

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Riot police had to be called to a Rochdale Asda today following a bout of civil disorder. Heavy discounts meant customers could purchase trolleys...

Boris Johnson launches ‘Free Robert Mugabe’ campaign

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ISIS and UN unite to condemn So-Called Yodel Customer Services for...

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ISIS and all the member states of the United Nations have broadly condemned the British parcel delivery firm and courier service Yodel for crimes against humanity.

Daleks to replace ‘exterminate’ slogan with ‘strong and stable’ for 2049...

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?Speaking from a neutral zone hyperdock, leader of the New Dalek Empire Theres- Sorry, Dalek Sec, said today that the bid for re-election in...

Sheffield Council declare majority of citizens think world is flat

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Sheffield Council has been forced to declare their belief in a flat earth after applying the same statistical analysis to a recent on-line poll...

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