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Researchers at Rochdale Community University have concluded that people who "tell it like it is" are invariably complete arseholes.
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RAF successfully destroy evidence of UK chemicals exports
Targeted strikes destroy invoices, with only minor collateral damage to Syrian accountants.
RAF Bomber Command confirmed the series of raids sanctioned by the May government...
Emergency services called after Bob Geldof disappears up his own arse
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Bloke from the Student Loans Company still thinks they’re getting their...
A delusional representative of the Student Loans Company has said that he is still optimistic that they might get some of the money back...
Theresa May gets into Christmas spirit by ordering census and slaughtering...
Theresa May has finally got into the spirit of Christmas by ordering a massive census of everybody in the UK and slaughtering all of...
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