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Dead mouse on kitchen floor is a warning, not a gift
The dead animals that the cat has been dragging in from the garden are not gifts, they’re warnings cats have confirmed.
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Tim Nice But Dim appointed UK Ambassador to the EU
In a surprise move Theresa May has appointed Tim Nice But Dim UK Amabassador to the EU.
Plan to put Michael Gove in Wicker Man on Saddleworth Moor...
It's been revealed that a plan to put Michael Gove in a Wicker man on Saddleworth Moor has gained cross party approval and could...
Man with solid gold living room tells government “I don’t pay...
A man who owns a solid gold living room reportedly told one hundred million of his closest friends that he doesn't pay Tax in...
Lord Sugar to humiliate 18 tossers in annual quest to find...
Hairy scrotum faced narcissist and entrepreneur, Lord Sugar, has launched his annual challange to find the UK's biggest arsehole after himself.
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We won, get over it! voted 2017 Phrase of the Year...
We won, get over it! has become the new mantra of choice for racists, according to the results of a new survey published today.
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