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Conservative Christmas Party cancelled after failing to negotiate piss up deal...
There was despair throughout the Conservative Party today after government officials announced that the annual Christmas do has been cancelled.
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Husband remembers to put recycling bin out on right day
In a stunning feat of memory and dazzling competence a husband from Rochdale has managed to put the right bin out on the right...
You lost get over it, Jacob Rees-Mogg told
Jacob Rees-Mogg has been told to get over losing the no confidence vote in Theresa May last night.
Mr Rees-Mogg heads the European Research Group...
Bloke whose wife said “do what you like” thinks he’s going...
A husband whose wife told him to do whatever he likes is still not aware that he really isn’t going to get to do what he likes.
Facebook ruining Christmas for kids in poverty
Facebook in their infinite wisdom have smashed the holy hell out of the reach of comedy pages likes ours, NewsThump, Tuckered and SNN.
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Brexiteer skydiving team dies in tragic accident after replacing parachutes with...
An entire elderly skydiving display team has died in a tragic accident in Essex this weekend after replacing their parachutes with an optimistic attitude.
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