Toddler Prisoner

Government plans to lower age of criminal responsibility to 2 YEARS OLD

To help with the deficit, the government will be lowering the age of criminal responsibility to 2. The age of criminal responsibility is currently 10 in England, Wales and Northern Ireland, and 12 in...

Interflora agent admits to killing Lady Di in deathbed confession shock

Alleged deathbed confession implicates both floral delivery service and royal family in assassination plotIn a shock announcement that has been doing the rounds on shonky, discredited fake news outlets for some time now, retired...
Peter McCallister

Peter McCallister found dead after triggering booby trap

Peter McCallister, has been found dead at the foot of his stairs within his home 671 Lincoln Avenue, Winnetka, Illinois.The Police are treating the death of father of five as suspicious. Detective Paul Simmons...
Police Raid

Jobs with street value of £25 million found in flat of immigrant scrounger

The recent drought of jobs for British citizens has been an ongoing concern. Tirelessly the DWP and businesses have been desperately trying to scramble together enough roles to keep the unemployed potential workforce earning...
Blackeye

999 rescue for man who misunderstood the meaning of ‘rape robot’

A dramatic and embarrassing rescue involving two fire engines and four police cars was underway this morning, after one man failed to realise his 'rape-programmable sex robot' intended to abduct and sexually assault him.Lewis...

Racial profiling proves racist police guilty of racial profiling

Two Florida police officers have been found guilty of being racially prejudiced in a Facebook trial.The damning evidence came when it was pointed out how the police officers had a different skin tone...
Hillsborough

Hillsborough survivors reassure families of Grenfell Tower victims that justice will be swift

Hillsborough a fine benchmark. Reports are reaching Herald HQ that Grenfell survivors paused on their way out of the tower to loot the dead. They then joined the drunken firemen and other first responders in...

Nelson Mandela House in Peckham Evacuated After 20,000 Litres of Luminous Paint Found in...

Hundreds of residents of Nelson Mandela House in Peckham have been evacuated after 20,000 Litres of highly flammable, luminous yellow paint was found stockpiled in one of the flats.The flat is thought to belong...

Tommy Robinson fitted with Cone of Shame

Ex-EDL frontman turned solo hate preacher, Tommy Robinson, has become the first human to be fitted with a "cone of shame."Medical professionals deemed the pioneering move necessary after a video emerged of Mr. Robinson...
Police

Amber Rudd confirms extra police will be provided from Magic Bobby Tree

The Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, said “The Met have deployed extra police to reassure communities especially those observing Ramadan."This is the fourth time in a very short period of time where the Met...

Deranged cycle path murders his spell checker

Rochdale police have announced they have comprehended and changed a man in his fortes for the brittle killing of his spell checker.In a statesman, a pokes person for the forceps told us there saying they...
Cat's Eyes

Traffic chaos as ALF steal M62 cat’s eyes

The M62 was plunged into chaos last night following the removal of nearly 500 cat's eyes from the motorway at Junction 20 by the Animal Liberation Front (ALF).Shortly before nightfall at least eight hooded...
Terroist

British Patriots demand Register of Terrorists

Paul Golding has picked up the baton from Nick Griffin today in calling for a Register of Potential Terrorists.The call comes in the wake of recent atrocities. Most recently the murder of two white...

Three in critical condition after tragic scone miss-pronunciation attack

Police have closed access to Battenburg street in Middleton today as the investigation into an altercation at the Middleton tea rooms has left three people in critical condition.Police report they have one woman in...

Julian Assange’s camper van racks up £19,700 in parking fines

The Rochdale Herald can reveal that Julian Assange's camper van has run up £19,700 in parking ticket charges.The van was left on Cadogan Place a few streets away from the Ecuadorian Embassy. Mr Assange who was...
Angry White Man Daily Mail

Government hires Daily Mail readers to beef up security strategy

Downing Street has announced plans to employ Daily Mail readers as a team of specialist civilian advisers as it steps up efforts to improve security across the UK.In the wake of attacks across...

Follow_on_AppleNews_wht_badge_RGB_US-UK

Popular Posts