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Like many satirists, Johnny Wapping accepts he is an arsehole, and thinks society could be better if we were all willing to accept what arseholes we are. If you see him on Facebook, why not ask if he's read the article?

Man kills woman

A woman has been killed by a man, make sure you use passive voice, the article is going to be about the woman This article...

Failed withdrawal expected to lead to painful Labour

Using the withdrawal method requires a high level of self-control.  Even then, the withdrawal method isn't especially effective. On the face of it (which is...
Gibraltar

Gibraltar dispute with Spain jeopardises Leave voters’ retirement plans

Come and have a go if you think your armada enough After nearly two years of complaining about the hard line EU negotiator Michel Barnier...

MPs FORCED to play football in PARLIAMENT after ARROGANT ASTROTURF OPERATOR respects existing bookings

A talented group of female footballing MPs have no choice except to train for football games in the House of Commons Starting a new football...
Rees Mogg

Man with six kids reckons he knows more about withdrawal method than some woman

The latest Etonian voice of the people, Jacob Rees-Mogg, is convinced that his Catholicism gives him the the edge on some woman Jacob Rees-Mogg, who...

Brexit Secretary resignation is ‘ferry nuff’ and we’ll get ‘Dover’ it, says PM

Brexit secretary Dominic Raab, who had one job, to achieve an appropriate agreement to leave the EU, has resigned from the government Announcing his departure...
Votey McVoteface

Esther McVey resigns to spend more time with other people’s families

Esther McVey, a former television presenter and now a falling star in Westminster, relishes her career - but admits to no regrets in her...

Knives sharper than the tools carrying them

Causes of knife crime confirmed to be poor choices of dead victims As knife crime continues to plague the streets of the capital, a bleeding...

Nation tries to remember why it told kids to knock on strangers’ doors for...

Did we just adjust the clocks so that it is dark by the time kids come home from school, and then teach them to...
Philip Green

Public in SHOCK as tax avoiding pension destroying charlatan alleged to be racist sex...

Old fat rogue, "Sir" Philip Green has been named in the House of Lords as the "businessman" behind an interim injunction in the latest...

Praise for latest ‘uncomfortable’ experience as Ryanair continue Doctor Who themed flights

Ryanair CEO, and Doctor Who Super Fan, Michael O'Leary reaffirms airline's commitment to the BBC series Budget airline Ryanair continues to work round the BBC...
Prince Philip

Women who can close car doors can crash cars too, chuckles Duke of Edinburgh

Palace sources reveal Philip's delight at Meghan's unusual approach to royal protocol Arriving at the Royal Academy of Arts to attend her first solo event...
Corbyn

Labour plans to make unions transfer power to workers

Large unions would be forced to transfer as much as 10 percent of their voting rights to workers under plans set out by the...
Corbyn

Revealed: your top 5 favourite ways to explain Corbyn losing a general election to...

Jeremy Corbyn is the people's champion and the most popular politician in England, so, just how do the people of Rochdale think he lost...
Tommy Robinson

Tommy Robinson to fund scholarship for white working class kids to go to Oxford

Tommy Robinson has announced on A-level results day that he will be funding two White Working Class British students to go to the University...
Idris Elba

Leaked Bond script just ninety minutes of Idris Elba’s Aston Martin being stopped by...

Latest Bond film, Stop and be Searched, shows James Bond as you have never seen him before After speculation in recent months that the next...

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