FBI

There was nothing to tip us off about that bloke who bought 33 guns...

The FBI have reiterated that there were absolutely no clues that a bloke who bought thirty three semi-automatic rifles in one year might have been planning something.“That’s not even one a week!” Special Agent...
Donald Trump

Trump in hiding as NRA call for curb ‘on rapid fire tools’

DONALD TRUMP is believed to be in hiding tonight after the National Rifle Association called for a clamp-down on “rapid fire tools”.This has been widely taken as a reference to the constant stream of...
Trump Bed

Donald Trump insists the song “You’re so vain” was written about him

The President of the United States, Donald Trump attended a party in the exclusive Hamptons recently and apparently walked in like he was walking onto a yacht.His hat strategically dipped below one eye and...
Guns for sale

Mass shootings are an unsolvable problem says only country with a with mass shootings...

A country that has a really serious problem with deranged lunatics buying really big guns and shooting dozens of strangers has publicly said it has “no idea’ how to solve the problem.“We just have...
Guns

Why does this keep happening, asks country selling guns without doing background checks

A country who sells weapons over the counter to anybody who wants one is stumped at how it can be home to so many fatal shootings.This country has the highest number of gun fatalities...
Trump

President Trump In Deep Water Over Puerto Rico

President Donald Trump has found himself in the middle of a storm of controversy recently following his comments about Puerto Rico.At a press conference attended by The Rochdale Herald, President Trump repeatedly slated...

Thank God it was a lone wolf with mental issues and not a terrorist...

More than 50 people have been killed and over 200 injured in a gun attack in Las Vegas, Nevada, today.It has become the worst such attack in recent history with the death toll...
White House

Playboy bunnies to be re-homed at The Whitehouse

After the sad passing of millionaire feminist Hugh (the Hef) Hefner the dilemma of what to do with the dozens of now ownerless and homeless Playboy Bunnies looks like it could be solved thanks...
Doctors

Donald Trump Is Disappearing Up His Own Arse

American scientists confirmed last night that US President, Donald Trump, is close to completely disappearing up his own arse.Professor Steven Sigmoid of the US Institute for Sphincteral Studies told The Rochdale...
International Thundercunt

Trump claims their is good people on both sides of grammar nazi debate

President Trump has weighed into the grammer nazi debate by claiming their is good people on both sides.Discussions and arguments about correct use of grammar rage across the internet with many people specialising in...

Trump promises to help Puerto Ricans who present him with dry US birth certificates

President Donald Trump has responded to criticism of his failure to rush aid to Puerto Rico in the wake of Hurricane Maria by promising to help Puerto Ricans who can present him with a...

Trump travel ban extends to Narnia

President Donald Trump last night signed an Executive Order adding Narnia to the travel ban and immediately excluding "followers of Aslan" from entering the US.This will instantly affect talking beavers, centaurs and particularly ice...

Trump’s travel ban now badge of merit as countries begin adding themselves voluntarily

President Donald Trump, perhaps the funniest American president since the last republican one, has hailed the success of his travel ban after many countries volunteered to join it over the weekend."TREVAL BAN NOW MERIT...
Trump

Trump To Build Ladder To The Moon

President Donald Trump has confirmed that America is to build the world’s first ladder to the Moon.At a White House press conference Trump stated “For many, many years the United States of America has...
Redneck

Burning American flag saved after hero puts out fire using black man

A flag of the United States of America was saved from burning today after a brave patriot quelled the flames using an African American man.Billy-Bob Abernathy, 54 of Florida started the accidental blaze last...
Trump White House

Alphabet distances itself from Trump

Following the 45th POTUS' increasingly alarming and inaccurate claims, statements and threats, it seems that one particular organisation has had enough.The Alphabet released a brief statement in a letter to The Rochdale Herald signed...

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