Trump and Steve Bannon to wrestle naked for alt-right leadership

It has emerged that President Donald Trump and Breitbart Chief Steve Bannon have apparently arranged to wrestle naked on the White House South Lawn for the leadership of the alt-right movement.According to a...
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President Trump ‘leaves toilet seat up’ claims explosive new book

Washington has been shocked by a controversial new book which claims that, on occasion, President Trump forgets to put the toilet seat down.The provocative claim, drawn from Michael Wolff's new work Fire and...
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Book criticising Trump to be boycotted by people who have never bought a book.

There is growing support among Republican voters for a nationwide boycott of the book 'Fire and Fury' which contains several damaging claims about President Trump.It is estimated that millions of Republicans, representing approximately 0.01%...
Steve Bannon

Crazy bastard calls crazy bastard a crazy bastard

A crazy bastard who works in the White House has accused a former employee of being a crazy bastard.The crazy bastard apparently "disavowed' the crazy bastard after he was quoted in a new book...
Ivanka Trump

Donald Trump’s penis not bigger than Kim Jong Un’s, confirms Ivanka Trump

Sources close to the President have confirmed that Donald Trump's willy is not bigger than Kim Jong Un's.It is being reported around the world in the mainstream media that top White House aide Ivanka...
Prisoner

Rochdale man released from US prison after Trump repeals ‘Merry Christmas’ ban

A Rochdale couple have told the Herald that their son's release from jail in America is the best present they could have hoped for.Percy Cuted was jailed in 2011 after wishing some Americans "Merry...
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Only two FBI directors until Christmas

Christmas is coming, the POTUS is getting fat. Please to put a penny in the old man's retirement fund.Following the latest Trumptastrophy in Alabama, The White House have announced that there are only two...
Roy Moore

Roy Moore ordered to pay if he wants another go after coming in a...

The Alabama Secretary of State has told Judge Roy Moore that he will have to finance any recount of the Senate seat vote.John Merrill said that this was the only way any recount would...

Online petition to impeach Trump gets 6 billion signatures in 24 hours

An online petition requesting that Donald Trump be removed from office has got 6 billion signatures from around the world within 24 hours of its being set up.The petition on change.org was started by...

Trump demands phone number for Ghostbusters after being visited by three spirits

President of the United States of America, Donald Trump is demanding to know how to get in touch with the Ghostbusters, it has been alleged, following reports that he saw three spirits in his...

Donald Trump to join list of ‘self-aware’ animals after recognising himself in a mirror

US President Donald Trump joined the list of animals capable of self-awareness yesterday, following reports that he may have finally recognised himself in a mirror.It is understood that White House staff were first alerted...

Canada recognises the Alamo as capital of Mexico

Donald Trump has given a calm and measured response to news that Canada intends to move it's Mexican embassy to the Alamo.Just kidding. Trump was furious at the announcement by Justin Trudeau's Government that...
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Trump Named Person of the Year by Shit Hair Magazine

In an unpresidented turn of events, one of Donald Trump's tweets was proven to be correct today after Shit Hair Magazine declared him person of the year.In previous years, the much sought after accolade...

Theresa May says alcohol and poor judgement to blame for Trump state visit

Theresa May has been responding to calls to cancel the Trump state visit during a press conference today.Responding to criticism that the invitation for the state visit was extended too early the Prime Minister...
Sandy Hook

We’re doing just fine says President of country whose hobbies include shooting children at...

The so-called President of a country that lists shooting children at school amongst its most popular hobbies has told the UK Prime Minster to mind her own business because "we are doing just fine."The...

Abu Hamza to be welcomed back to the UK with State Visit

Hate preacher Abu Hamza has been invited to a State Visit after Number 10 revealed that they are widening the scope of the unsavoury extremists that can benefit from such an honour.Downing Street...

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