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Donald Trump has asked his propaganda secretary, Sean Spicer, to assure The White House press corps that President Trump's penis is "the largest penis in the history of penises. Period!"

A giant man dayglo baby who won't stop whining about somebody who said some mean things about him has declared on Twitter that he...

Children all across America are giddy with excitement that it is now officially only three US defence secretaries until Christmas morning. The news comes after...

There are reports that Donald Trump is struggling to find top acts to perform or present at his inaugural event. The demagogue was able to...

Having been unceremoniously sacked as President Trump's director of communications after only ten days and divorced by his wife, Anthony Scaramucci has now suffered...

Excitement is mounting in the United States ahead of the launch of the National Police Shooting League. 20,000 law enforcement agencies will be competing for...

In an unpresidented turn of events, one of Donald Trump's tweets was proven to be correct today after Shit Hair Magazine declared him person...

The New York studio co-founded by disgraced film producer Harvey Weinstein is to file for bankruptcy, in a move sure to put him a...

US President Donald Trump Thursday attempted to cement US-Polish relations in a speech delivered in the Polish capital Warsaw on the first day of...

Bill Clinton will finally get to be “the Boss of Me” after Hilary’s stunning loss in the US Presidential Election.

American space go-getters NASA are said to be up in arms about budget restrictions while there is still enough money available to feed some...

It was announced today via The USA news site that Donald Trump will be immersed in a barrel of water to see if he...

A child struggling to do his job took time out of his day to watch a kid push a lawn mower at the White House the other day.

Sean Spicer has been explaining how badly he has been treated by Donald Trump. Speaking to an assembled press corps Mr Spicer said, "Even...

For the first time in almost fifty years the name Adolf is topping the lists for most popular baby names in the United States...

Donald Trump has insisted that the audience for Sean Spicers resignation speech will be miniscule compared to his own. Trump tweeted that, "Spicer was a...