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Darth Vader took to Twitter today to distance himself from "that evil bastard" Steve Bannon after Bannon compared himself to Darth Vader, Thomas Cromwell, Dick Cheney and Satan.

There are reports that Donald Trump is struggling to find top acts to perform or present at his inaugural event. The demagogue was able to...

Donald Trump has asked his propaganda secretary, Sean Spicer, to assure The White House press corps that President Trump's penis is "the largest penis in the history of penises. Period!"

A Rochdale couple have told the Herald that their son's release from jail in America is the best present they could have hoped for. Percy...

Washington - The American military revealed one of its most closely guarded secrets this week.

In the wake of the latest mass shooting in a bar in Ohio that has claimed the lives of at least 9 people The White...

Children across the United States of America were very excited to learn this morning that it's now officially only 350 school shootings until Christmas. With...

The Rothschild family are set for a huge windfall following Donald Trump's 'surprise' success in the US election.

Americans were rocked to the core today to find that it was possible to resolve a dispute without gunfire. Chuck Henderson, a 7-Eleven employee from...

The Whitehouse press corps was today left totally baffled by the latest denial issued by a Whitehouse press spokesperson. The denial was in response to...

President of the actually terrific US, Donald Trump, is to reward his own bravery with a special medal, the Purple Cheeseburger, after his courage...

A country that has a really serious problem with deranged lunatics buying really big guns and shooting dozens of strangers has publicly said it...

It was announced today via The USA news site that Donald Trump will be immersed in a barrel of water to see if he...

President Donald Trump has apparently just signed a new executive order making it compulsory for American citizens to carry guns about them at all...

In an unpresidented turn of events, one of Donald Trump's tweets was proven to be correct today after Shit Hair Magazine declared him person...

Theresa May has been responding to calls to cancel the Trump state visit during a press conference today. Responding to criticism that the invitation for...