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American conspiracy theorists heads are exploding at an alarming rate as the two main presidential candidates get more and more terrible. "Up until yesterday I was...

Reality TV is to blame for the number of imbeciles and ding-a-lings who are being elected president of the United States, video games have...

The President of the United States, Donald Trump attended a party in the exclusive Hamptons recently and apparently walked in like he was walking...

Raving Republican Trump-nugget and ex New York mayor, Rudy Giuliani, was voted Black Man of the Year today after it turned...

Donald Trump Jr has allegedly complained that President Trump keeps chanting 'lock him up' at him. Trump Junior made a complaint to a White House...

The Head of History Faculty at Harvard University is to tour European institutions to discover the best ways to whitewash 5 years of history...

Tony Montana is set to become White House communications director following the sacking of Anthony Scaramucci today. Mr Montana was last seen toting M16A1 guns...

US Police are have reported a record start to the Season after the traditional start to the Civilian Shooting Season with Tulsa leading the...

In a last ditch attempt to find a "celebrity" to perform at Trump's Inauguration Scottish songstress and Britain's Got Talent sensation Susan Boyle (aka...

DONALD TRUMP is believed to be in hiding tonight after the National Rifle Association called for a clamp-down on “rapid fire tools”. This has been...

News broke this morning that Donald Trump has turned down an offer from the White House human resources department to attend a special course...

Millions of sex workers are suing right wing rag, The Daily Mail, after they referred to Melania Trump as a "former sex worker" in...

A rearranged summit between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will take place on Love Island.  The news comes amid speculation that a high ranking...

President Donald J. Trump has come up with an ingenious solution to prevent Obama from ‘spying on his thoughts’. He now wears a tinfoil...

The recently announced decision that the wall between Mexico and the USA will be built using American taxpayers money under a piece of legislation...

The West Wing has been forced to defend President Trump against malicious disinformation about his health and state of mind for months. Allegations about his...