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Fact checked by Snopes; Plagiarised by Andrew Neil; Nancy Sinatra's favourite Rochdale satirist; sued by Chris Froome and winner of the 1922 Nobel Prize for Chemistry.**Not all of these necessarily true.
Corbyn

Corbyn’s meeting with Czech spy definitely ended The Cold War claims The Canary

The Canary has made the suprising claim that Jeremy Corbyn's meeting with a Czech spy hastened the end of the cold war. The claim...
Space Rocket

Audi driver becomes first in space after tailgating Tesla into orbit

A Rochdale man has become the first Rochdale resident to go into space.Ted Skeat, 48 achieved the feat by tailgating a Tesla car on...
Happy Student

We just want a fairer, kinder society for everybody we don’t execute in the...

Politics - A leading light in the Momentum movement has told The Rochdale Herald that they just want a fairer, kinder society for everybody...
Guess Who

UKIP select new leader using Guess Who

UKIP have announced their new leader having given the process over to the childrens game, Guess Who.UKIP member Cliff Edge said, "With dwindling membership...
Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson awards Carillion contract to build bridge to France

Boris Johnson's office has revealed that the Government will award the contract to build a bridge between Britain and France to construction company and...

Level 9 vegan stops eating anything that casts shadow

The scene, a shed on a barren windswept farm. The place, deep within West Yorkshire's infamous rhubarb triangle, the home of hidden suffering for...

Rochdale Herald guide to the top ten books to read before you die

At the Rochdale Herald it's all about mindfulness and self improvement in January.In that spirit, we take a look at 10 books you should...

Daily Mail reveals that travelling on Virgin trains cures cancer

In a surprising u-turn, The Daily Mail has reported that travelling on Virgin trains cures cancer.The report comes a week after it was reported...

Rochdale gran still using same can opener she bought in 1967

A Rochdale woman has been telling the Herald how she has had the same can opener for 51 years this year.Bernadette Gottelieb told us,...
Daily Mail

“Travelling on virgin trains causes cancer” says Daily Mail

Health experts for the Daily Mail have revealed new evidence that travelling on Virgin trains causes cancer.Daily Mail columnist, Biff Wellington told us, "We've...

Socialist FURIOUS that train strike made him late for business meeting

A self professed "die-hard Socialist" has admitted he's a bit pissed off with railway strikes.Chris P. Bacon told us, "I support the right to...

Barack Obama to narrate audible version of Fire and Fury

Barack Obama is to narrate the audible version of US best-selling book, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House. It's alleged that Mr...
Tony Blair

Tony Blair has already earned more than you

Tony Blair has already earned more than you will this year and it's only January.For those unfamiliar, Mr Blair is the most successful leader...
Kings Cross Commuters

Railway commuters told to save money by becoming drug addicts and losing their jobs

Railway commuters have been told that it will now cost at least one internal organ for them to travel to work this year. Costs...

Jeremy Corbyn reveals plan to become Iranian Ayatollah

In a surprising announcement, Jeremy Corbyn has said he plans to become Ayatollah in a bid to replace Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in Iran.A spokesman...
Prisoner

Rochdale man released from US prison after Trump repeals ‘Merry Christmas’ ban

A Rochdale couple have told the Herald that their son's release from jail in America is the best present they could have hoped for.Percy...

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