Tommy Robinson has told the Spanish Government that he should be thrown out of Spain as he’s a foreign criminal unable to speak Spanish.
A spokesman for Mr Robinson said, “Tommy has convictions for assault, mortgage fraud and using somebody else’s passport. As such, you have to wonder why the Spanish authorities have let him in the country. He’s even attempting to buy a house. What’s wrong with these lazy foreigners? They need a good British work ethic is what. If this were Luton he’d have been deported.”
Mr Robinson’s spokesman went on, “It’s disgraceful to see what Benidorm has become. Once it was a nice fishing town. Now, you don’t hear Spanish spoken at all, the shops are all selling foreign food and drink and there’s not even any Spanish bars around.”
When questioned on what the Spanish Government should do about it the spokesman said, “They should start by deporting all the foreign criminals. And what about Little Mix? They’ve been to Spain but they’re not bothered that the Government are letting in people that don’t even know what pie ella is?”
The Rochdale Herald tracked down a supporter of Mr Robinson who said, “I spent £5 crowdfunding this and think Tommy’s right. People like me should be deported back to Britain.”