At number two in our countdown of the most popular articles of 2017 is the second offering from our resident vegetable highwayman, Dick Turnip, to hit the top ten.
Originally published on the 5th of May following the announcement of Phil the Greek’s retirement and with an impressive 115,000 views to date it’s:
“Prince Philip deemed fit to work after ATOS work capability assessment”
Prince Philip has today relinquished his public duties due to his long service and old age.
However 30 minutes later he was deemed fit to work in an ATOS work capability assessment.
“He’s able to walk, talk and use his hands, that’s a hell of a lot more than most of the scrounging malingerers we approve.” Said a spokesman for the Department of Work and Pensions.
The Duke of Edinburgh is expected to start an upaid work placement as a check out assistant in Greggs, after he steps down from his current role in August.