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Thomas Thomas is Sub-Editor for The Rochdale Herald. Thomas is proud to support such causes as "Cornwall for Jam First" and "Drop Scones Not Bombs". His personal motto is "Fuck it, why not?"

Football players saving us all by not taking a pay cut

The Professional Footballers Association have warned that a 30% cut in their members' wages would damage the NHS as it would reduce...

UK in shock as Boris Johnson steps down

The people of the United Kingdom took a collective gasp today, Wednesday 1st of April, as Boris Johnson announced he would be...

Man puts bins out

Reports are emerging that a man in Rochdale has put his bins out. Stephen Dickinson of Fazzakerley Drive has put his green bin...

Boris “getting Coronavirus done”. PM tests positive.

The Rochdale Herald can confirm that the Prime Minister of the UK, Boris Johnson, has tested positive for Coronavirus. Having been tested for...

Prince Andrew self isolating in Windsor with Olivia-16

Following the news that Prince Charles has contracted Covid-19, The Rochdale Herald has learned that Prince Andrew is self isolating at his...

“One walk a day more than enough” say The Proclaimers

Following Prime Minister Boris Johnson's announcement that the UK is now in a state of national emergency and that citizens are only...

DFS sale finally over

After 51 years, the DFS sale has finally come to an end. With the news from Prime Minister Boris Johnson that the UK...

Euro 2020 tournament to be played on XBox, UEFA confirms

The European Football Championship 2020 is to be played on XBox, UEFA has told The Rochdale Herald. In the wake of the Coronavirus...

Blitz spirit will see us through says man panic buying sanitary towels and Quinoa

The UK's Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, has likened the nation's handling of the Coronavirus pandemic to the "Blitz spirit" which saw plucky...

Olympics cancelled. To be replaced by international Fortnite tournament.

Reports are emerging that the International Olympic Committee has convened to discuss cancelling this year's summer Olympics.  The report, which comes to The...

John Travolta health scare latest. It’s not Covid19, it’s just Saturday night fever.

Reports that John Travolta has contracted Covid19 are being down played by his agent. "John has chills, they're multiplying and he's losing control"...

“I wasn’t wanking, I was self-isolating.” Paris Mayor candidate caught on video.

Benjamin Griveaux dropped out of the race to become the next Mayor of Paris after video emerged appearing to show him making...

LIDL opens second till

As panic buying continues, one branch of LIDL has opened a second till. Regional Manager Labia McKenzie, 17, said "We've taken the drastic...
Piers Morgan

Petition for Piers Morgan to self isolate reaches 16.14m signatures

A petition for Piers Morgan to self isolate has reached 16.14 million signatures. The petition, which has recieved support from across the world,...

Singing Covid19 to the tune of Come On Eileen makes Coronavirus less intimidating says...

In an effort to stem growing panic, the WHO has released new advice for those concerned about Coronavirus.  Virologist Dr Kevin McRowland released...

What have you done to celebrate WORLD BOOK DAY?

The 5th of March is World Book Day. On the 5th of March many people around the world like nothing more than to...

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