Boris “getting Coronavirus done”. PM tests positive.

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The Rochdale Herald can confirm that the Prime Minister of the UK, Boris Johnson, has tested positive for Coronavirus.

Having been tested for Coronavirus on the advice of Chief Medical Officer, Professor Chris Witty, it has been confirmed this morning that the PM tested positive.

He will still be “in charge” of the government’s response to the virus and has plenty of practice at self isolating having been engaged in social distancing throughout the recent flood crisis.

Incidentally, has anyone else noticed that Chris Witty doesn’t blink?

Weirdo.

Thomas Thomas is Sub-Editor for The Rochdale Herald. Thomas is proud to support such causes as "Cornwall for Jam First" and "Drop Scones Not Bombs". His personal motto is "Fuck it, why not?"