Musicians speak at upset of knowing that Tories like their work

Distraught musicians Florence Welch and Calvin Harris have spoken out at their horror of discovering that they have next to no control over what type of people might like their music.The musicians have...

Green Day to re-release American Idiot in honour of Donald Trump.

September has ended and Billie Joe Armstrong is finally awake. It’s a pity that nearly half of the American people are still asleep when it comes to the actions and reactions of President Donald...
Family Watching Television

ITV to rival Gogglebox with show about idiots watching morons watching television

Channel 4 have been ratings kings for the last few years with their flagship show, Gogglebox. In the surprise smash idiots get to watch idiots watching TV. There are several families who participate by...

BBC apologise for penis in background of May the Queen Bee

The BBC and producers of Prime Minister's Question Time show, May the Queen Bee, have today apologised for an offensive penis that appeared in the background of a recent episode.The episode was scrubbed...

Angry Bake Off viewers demand Noel Fielding ‘get back in the effing fridge’

Ofcom enquiry expected after record complaints pour in for presenter's poor taste antics.Following the record number of complaints received concerning last week's episode of The Great British Bake Off, which featured a segment where...

Channel 4 GBBO winner to bake Noel Fielding into space cake and consume him

Television pundits were going mad this afternoon with the leaked news that the finale of Great British Bake Off on Channel 4 features the winner of the competition baking Noel Fielding into a space...

Self Proclaimed Lennon Fan Actually Knows More McCartney Songs

A man who claims to prefer John Lennon to Paul McCartney actually knows more of the latter’s songs, it has emerged.Music fan Lennie Payne 41, told the Rochdale Herald of how much he preferred...

Clive Dunn in Nazi uniform outrage

Dad's Army Star Clive Dunn has apologised after being pictured wearing a Nazi uniform.The Sun on Sunday published pictures of the celebrity actor and one time pop-star in a World War Two outfit, including...

Paul Hollywood slammed for attending birthday party dressed as Nigel Farage

Great British Bake Off star Paul Hollywood has apologised after being pictured dressed as Nigel Farage at a fancy dress party.The 51-year-old said the pictures dated from 2003, when he went to a New...

Dolly Parton to re-release classic ‘9 to 5’ as ‘8 to 6 on a...

Music industry representatives were bouncing off walls this morning with the news that megastar Dolly Parton is to re-release her classic smash hit ‘9 to 5’, re-titled ‘8 to 6 on a zero hours...

Jeremy Corbyn to produce next Stormzy album.

It has been confirmed that Jeremy Corbyn will be producing the next Stormzy album.The album will be produced in a reclaimed timber shed on Corbyn’s allotment patch. It is also expected to be made...
Kate Middleton

Duchess of Cambridge to host special royal edition of Bake Off

Hot on the news that she is expecting her third child Channel 4 has announced that the Duchess of Cambridge is to present a special royal edition of Bake Off."This is a unique opportunity...

Cockroaches latest to quit I’m a celebrity, after refusing to touch Katie Hopkins.

Following on from yesterday's shock departure of the venomous snakes, an intrusion of cockroaches have also terminated their contract to appear on this years upcoming ‘I'm a celebrity, get me out of here’Traditionally the...

I’m A Celebrity host seen tampering with a parachute following announcement that K***e H*****s...

Following the shock decision to give Ms Hopkins, who has been sacked from numerous broadcasting jobs because of her wordhole, a spot on one of the biggest tv shows, it appears that one of...
Katie Hopkins

Poisonous snake first to leave I’m A Celebrity after failing to overcome fear of...

The program known for subjecting contestants to creepy crawlies, scary animals and filthy challenges is facing a crisis after it has emerged that none of them are prepared to work with Katie Hopkins.The backlash...
William Shatner

William Shatner fired from Trump Biopic for not having big enough ego

It’s not often you hear William Shatner’s ego described as “too small”, but that’s the complaint being made by the producers of his latest movie venture, a biopic of Donald Trump.The movie has been...

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