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Spice Girls Wannapee reunion tour sponsored by Tena

Music - The world's most successful all-girl prefabricated band The Spice Girls have announced plans to reform.The quintet, featuring the newly-nicknamed Crusty Spice, Stairlift...

Cricketers auctioned off to fund the NHS.

Protesters have accused Westminster of 'human trafficking' to fund the NHS.The government has moved quickly to deny accusations that they are selling off Britain's...

Trump to produce new range of fragrances

Donald Trump is to collaborate with daughter Ivanka to produce a new range of perfumes.The first daughter said "This new range reflects...
Trump Idiotic

Book criticising Trump to be boycotted by people who have never bought a book.

There is growing support among Republican voters for a nationwide boycott of the book 'Fire and Fury' which contains several damaging claims about President...

TERRIFYING new data reveals DANGER of reading Trump tweets about COMMERCIAL AIRLINES.

The latest figures covering deaths on American commercial airlines have shown a spectacular rise of OVER 1 MILLION per cent in 2017.The...
UFO

Aliens land on earth, demand under no circumstances to be taken to our leaders

It has been confirmed that aliens have landed on earth over the festive period. Their large red craft, powered by nine outlying vaguely reindeer-shaped...

Fears for Rochdale black pudding supply as Bury announces plans to exit Lancashire free...

Rochdale residents with a taste for black pudding were left fearing for the future as Bury announced plans to leave the Lancashire Economic Community....
Morrissey

Charles Manson was just a bit excitable claims Morrissey

Mancunian pastry product Morrissey has upped the ante on his recent efforts to mitigate the minor fondlings of Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein by...

Local journalist creates entire article from on line forum comments.

A journalist at a Sheffield local newspaper has admitted that an entire article published in Friday's edition of the Sheffield Councilpleaser was constructed entirely...
Theresa May (licence)

Brexit date to be celebrated by New ‘May Day’ Bank Holiday.

It has been announced that as of 2019, the 29th of March will become known as 'May Day' in recognition of the glorious achievements...

Shaun Ryder and Bez involved in major undercover police anti-drugs operation

Police have released details of a massively successful anti-drugs operation conducted with the help of Shaun Ryder and Bez.As the son of a...

Belinda Carlisle vindicated as Heaven proved to be a place on Earth.

The scientific and religious worlds were in shock yesterday after a newly discovered island in a remote part of the Indian Ocean was found...
Houses of Parliament

Government exempts itself from report on racism

The Government quickly moved to exempt itself from the report released yesterday which found major inequalities on racial grounds in UK organisations. Speaking without...
Pensioners

Remain camp optimistic about outcome of second referendum following forecasts of harsh winter

Reports of a harsh winter allied with a fuel crisis has buoyed hopes of remaining part of the EC.Remain campaigner Frank Anwalther said "We...

Ben Stokes argues fighting in street a necessary part of training to tour Australia.

All-rounder and England vice-captain Ben Stokes may have put his part in England's ashes tour in jeopardy following his arrest in the early hours...

Scientists prove Morris dancing adds 10 years to your life. Britons still not interested.

Researchers at Swindon Institute of Rustic Studies have proved beyond doubt that regular Morris dancing increases longevity by 10 years.Professor Ryan Cocks, Dean...

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