Princess Diana

Don’t buy the Daily Mail on 31 August

It's the 20th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana. Remember her, if you will. Pray for her and her family, if that's your thing. Whatever you do, though, do it quietly and respectfully....
Daily Mail

Daily Mail asking readers to buy two copies each

Pressure appears to be mounting in the offices of the Daily Mail, as their latest idea in an attempt to boost sales is to ask readers to buy two copies each.The paper, famous for...

BBC Resolves Gender Pay Gap Crisis

Human Resources managers at the BBC have worked tirelessly throughout the weekend (completing two days of back-to-back 6 hour shifts with reduced ginseng tea breaks) trying to eliminate the gender pay gap at the...

BBC resolves gender pay gap crisis

Human Resources managers at the BBC have been working tirelessly throughout the weekend, completing two days of back-to-back 6 hour shifts with reduced ginseng tea breaks, trying to eliminate the gender pay gap at...
Broadcast

BBC Radio 2 breakfast show ratings soar, as listeners want their bloody money’s worth

As the dust starts to settle on Terry Wogan's grave after being disturbed so much by him spinning in it, the Rochdale Herald can reveal that BBC Radio 2 breakfast show ratings are now...

Scientists prove dementia risk reduced by not reading The Sun

Scientists at the Rochdale Institute for Cerebral Health have released the results of a long running study into dementia and how not reading The Sun is thought to reduce the risk. A claim supported...
Sandi Toksvig

Pound for Pound Sandi Toksvig is paid same as Stephen Fry for hosting QI...

Following the publication of the salaries paid to its top stars the BBC has rushed to deny reports that QI presenter Sandi Toksvig was being paid substantially less than her equally erudite predecessor Stephen...

Gary Lineker to present MOTD in bejewelled jockstrap if BBC scrap gender pay gap

Following the release of salaries of high profile staff at the BBC one of the highest paid stars has vowed to make a stand.Former England captain, TV presenter, people's Poet, sliced potato salesman and...
The Canary Website

Why isn’t the media reporting UK government mass genocide? Asks The Canary

The Canary has today revealed what the mainstream media (msm) won't. That the Tory led Government have committed mass genocide in a bid to get rid of the poor.An editorial by Che Leon Bukharin-Pinochet...
The Canary Website

Shock as Canary dies from its own gas

Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt was today in a position where he wasn’t just on the right, but in the right. That’s about as galling as actually trying to pass a gallstone.The cause?As the utter...
Protests

The Canary calls for Tory MP to resign after failing to wash hands after...

Today The Canary has posted their 1,000th 'breaking news' article, in which 'the Tories are done' and that 'Theresa May must resign.'The far left wing online newspaper, which has been described as ‘the only...
Teenage Boys

I love the idea of age verification to watch porn, said no teen ever

The Rochdale Herald held an exclusive poll earlier today to find out the public's reaction on whether or not they should have to got through age verification processes in order to access Adult websites.Teen...
Ross and Rachel

Chilcot Report reveals Ross and Rachel WERE on a break

With the kind of speed, thoroughness and ability to keep his finger on Britain’s zeitgeist that has come to be expected from him, the Chilcott report into Ross and Rachel’s ‘Break’ has finally been...
Man laughing

Serious satirists no laughing matter

150-times winner of the 12-monthly Rochdale Herald annual 'Best satirical news site, based in Rochdale', the Rochdale Herald, has recently left readers puzzled.  It is claimed that the Herald has taken to being serious...

Daily Mail redefines fascism as anyone who upsets them

Fascism is bad. Really bad. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly bad it is. I mean you may think it's unpleasant when someone calls you stupid, but that's just peanuts to fascism. Listen.To...
Daily Express Readers

Daily Express launches Diana 20th anniversary commemorative sticker album

The Daily Express and Panini have announce the launch of a commemorative sticker album for the 20th anniversary of the late Princess Diana.Express readers will be given the opportunity to purchase the album for...

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