Local journalist creates entire article from on line forum comments.

A journalist at a Sheffield local newspaper has admitted that an entire article published in Friday's edition of the Sheffield Councilpleaser was constructed entirely from the frothings of the readership on the publication's forum...

Gay Muslims for Christmas – supermarket turns up the inclusion to 11 with groundbreaking...

Pray together, lay togetherScottish supermarket retailer Laldy has long sought to be a market disrupter by bringing cheap, if slightly bizarre, product, combinations.This year they might just have won the war on Christmas...

Man who once burnt a Pot Noodle looking forward to another night of shouting...

A man whose cooking skills don't extend beyond pressing the 'start' button on his microwave is looking forward to another night of shouting at 'Masterchef: The Professionals'.Gary Taylor, 36, intends to spend most of...
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Major newspapers not really committed to calling for reform of tax avoidance system for...

The readership of Britain's newspapers say they're confused that the papers aren't being more assertive in calling for tax reform.Right wing press connoisseur, Cliff Edge told us, "Usually my newspaper starts mobilising a mass...

Liberal elite should stop bullying Stalin says Daily Mail

The Daily Mail has instructed its readers to avoid the film, The Death of Stalin.In an editorial piece the Mail said, "This film is not funny. It is little more than an attack,...

Piers Morgan distraught after accidentally flushing article down the bog

He’d just logged onVox populi Piers Morgan (yeah I used Latin, deal with it, what comic do you think you’re reading, the Mail?) has been left distraught after accidentally flushing an article down the...

Reality blamed for increase of violence on television

Recent studies by a team at Oxford University have found potential links between reality and the increasing portrayal of graphic violence on TV.Many of the most popular television shows worldwide, including ratings giants The...
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Laura Kuenssberg is a parrot confirm scientists analysing Twitter

The BBC’s most insightful political journalist has been discovered to be a species of parrot and awarded a delightful new name today by natural historians.Avian studies experts from the Rochdale Museum of Modern Natural...

Heroic ‘fragile snowflake’ Piers Morgan attempts to man up by sitting on a sofa

Piers Morgan will today make a daring attempt to return to doing what he does best. Sitting on his arse while regurgitating tripe about immigrants, tweeting Gary Lineker, and perving on Susannah Reid.Morgan, co-host...
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People who say Nazis were socialists to lose human status

The UN has today confirmed that anyone who says Nazis were socialist are to lose human status, joining holocaust deniers in the shortlist of 'people' that it would be deeply satisfying, and now legal,...
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Daily Mail wins award for inciteful journalism

The Daily Mail Editor has collected another prestigious award, in a glittering events ceremony in the Dubai International Finance Centre (“DIFC”).Editor Paul Dacre was there in person to collect the award for “Inciteful...
Daily Mail Readers

Daily Mail outrage as child placed with Muslim foster parents not with Christian child...

The Daily Mail and its readers have reacted with fury after a child was placed with a Muslim foster family due to a lack of Christian foster families to take the child in.Many Mail...
Princess Diana

Don’t buy the Daily Mail on 31 August

It's the 20th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana. Remember her, if you will. Pray for her and her family, if that's your thing. Whatever you do, though, do it quietly and respectfully....
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Daily Mail asking readers to buy two copies each

Pressure appears to be mounting in the offices of the Daily Mail, as their latest idea in an attempt to boost sales is to ask readers to buy two copies each.The paper, famous for...

BBC Resolves Gender Pay Gap Crisis

Human Resources managers at the BBC have worked tirelessly throughout the weekend (completing two days of back-to-back 6 hour shifts with reduced ginseng tea breaks) trying to eliminate the gender pay gap at the...

BBC resolves gender pay gap crisis

Human Resources managers at the BBC have been working tirelessly throughout the weekend, completing two days of back-to-back 6 hour shifts with reduced ginseng tea breaks, trying to eliminate the gender pay gap at...

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