Piers Morgan distraught after accidentally flushing article down the bog

He’d just logged onVox populi Piers Morgan (yeah I used Latin, deal with it, what comic do you think you’re reading, the Mail?) has been left distraught after accidentally flushing an article down the...

Reality blamed for increase of violence on television

Recent studies by a team at Oxford University have found potential links between reality and the increasing portrayal of graphic violence on TV.Many of the most popular television shows worldwide, including ratings giants The...
Kuenssberg

Laura Kuenssberg is a parrot confirm scientists analysing Twitter

The BBC’s most insightful political journalist has been discovered to be a species of parrot and awarded a delightful new name today by natural historians.Avian studies experts from the Rochdale Museum of Modern Natural...

Heroic ‘fragile snowflake’ Piers Morgan attempts to man up by sitting on a sofa

Piers Morgan will today make a daring attempt to return to doing what he does best. Sitting on his arse while regurgitating tripe about immigrants, tweeting Gary Lineker, and perving on Susannah Reid.Morgan, co-host...
Angry man

People who say Nazis were socialists to lose human status

The UN has today confirmed that anyone who says Nazis were socialist are to lose human status, joining holocaust deniers in the shortlist of 'people' that it would be deeply satisfying, and now legal,...
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Daily Mail wins award for inciteful journalism

The Daily Mail Editor has collected another prestigious award, in a glittering events ceremony in the Dubai International Finance Centre (“DIFC”).Editor Paul Dacre was there in person to collect the award for “Inciteful...
Daily Mail Readers

Daily Mail outrage as child placed with Muslim foster parents not with Christian child...

The Daily Mail and its readers have reacted with fury after a child was placed with a Muslim foster family due to a lack of Christian foster families to take the child in.Many Mail...
Princess Diana

Don’t buy the Daily Mail on 31 August

It's the 20th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana. Remember her, if you will. Pray for her and her family, if that's your thing. Whatever you do, though, do it quietly and respectfully....
Daily Mail

Daily Mail asking readers to buy two copies each

Pressure appears to be mounting in the offices of the Daily Mail, as their latest idea in an attempt to boost sales is to ask readers to buy two copies each.The paper, famous for...

BBC Resolves Gender Pay Gap Crisis

Human Resources managers at the BBC have worked tirelessly throughout the weekend (completing two days of back-to-back 6 hour shifts with reduced ginseng tea breaks) trying to eliminate the gender pay gap at the...

BBC resolves gender pay gap crisis

Human Resources managers at the BBC have been working tirelessly throughout the weekend, completing two days of back-to-back 6 hour shifts with reduced ginseng tea breaks, trying to eliminate the gender pay gap at...
Broadcast

BBC Radio 2 breakfast show ratings soar, as listeners want their bloody money’s worth

As the dust starts to settle on Terry Wogan's grave after being disturbed so much by him spinning in it, the Rochdale Herald can reveal that BBC Radio 2 breakfast show ratings are now...

Scientists prove dementia risk reduced by not reading The Sun

Scientists at the Rochdale Institute for Cerebral Health have released the results of a long running study into dementia and how not reading The Sun is thought to reduce the risk. A claim supported...
Sandi Toksvig

Pound for Pound Sandi Toksvig is paid same as Stephen Fry for hosting QI...

Following the publication of the salaries paid to its top stars the BBC has rushed to deny reports that QI presenter Sandi Toksvig was being paid substantially less than her equally erudite predecessor Stephen...

Gary Lineker to present MOTD in bejewelled jockstrap if BBC scrap gender pay gap

Following the release of salaries of high profile staff at the BBC one of the highest paid stars has vowed to make a stand.Former England captain, TV presenter, people's Poet, sliced potato salesman and...
The Canary Website

Why isn’t the media reporting UK government mass genocide? Asks The Canary

The Canary has today revealed what the mainstream media (msm) won't. That the Tory led Government have committed mass genocide in a bid to get rid of the poor.An editorial by Che Leon Bukharin-Pinochet...

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