Prince Harry has a new job as a Prince Harry look-alike in Canada.

His new boss told us, “There’s a lot of attention on Prince Harry at the moment. With that attention then demand for a Prince Harry look-alike increases. We’d had several applications but nobody that looked right. Then Prince Harry turned up and he was perfect. He can do the voice and everything. We’re sure he’ll be a success.”

A spokesman for Prince Harry told us, “Who says a lifetime of cutting ribbons isn’t useful? Prince Harry has only been looking for work a week and got a job already. This should serve as an example to people out there. Don’t lose faith because if all else fails you can become a look-alike of yourself.”

It’s rumoured that Prince Harry’s first engagement will be as a replacement for Prince Andrew at a Royal Family photo call. One insider said, “He’s perfect for it. He knows all the script and everything”

The spokesman has refused to comment on allegations that Prince Harry will play Prince Harry in The Crown. “It could get confusing when he plays the part of Prince Harry impersonating Prince Harry as Prince Harry in The Crown. It might just be easier to get Ed Sheeran to do it.”

Fact checked by Snopes; Plagiarised by Andrew Neil; Nancy Sinatra's favourite Rochdale satirist; sued by Chris Froome and winner of the 1922 Nobel Prize for Chemistry.* *Not all of these necessarily true.