Many British people are unlikely to be able to take summer holidays abroad this year says Matt Hancock in a stunning example of the bleedin’ obvious.

Mr Hancock explained that “it is likely to be the case” that “it is unlikely that big, lavish international holidays are going to be possible this summer.”

No shit Sherlock.

Thomas Thomas is Sub-Editor for The Rochdale Herald. Thomas is proud to support such causes as "Cornwall for Jam First" and "Drop Scones Not Bombs". His personal motto is "Fuck it, why not?"