Rumours that Donald Trump described his legions of Trump Supporters as “obese trailer park trash” and “uneducated fucking idiots” are yet to be confirmed.

The Rochdale Herald received an anonymous tip from an unconfirmed source who told us that the rumour is that Donald’s entire campaign strategy came from a meme he saw on Facebook that read;

“Think just how stupid the average person is. Now remember half of all people are more stupid than that.”

Mr Trump was apparently heard describing Trump supporters at a Trump rally “as fat, lazy ignorant and illiterate scum” who would “believe anything we tell them” because they’re stupid.

He has also recently been overheard describing black people as N*****s, women as worthless, Mexicans as rapists and taxpayers as idiots so God knows what else he might have said.

He didn’t really describe his supporters like this, but you had to check didn’t you.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.