News is emerging this morning that Donald Trump has started defecating on the floor like a dog after learning that Barack Obama uses toilets.
Several cleaners in the White House are reported to have resigned over issue and are reportedly refusing to pick up Donald Trump’s turds.
Both the Oval Office and the White House residence have been labelled public health hazards and Secret Service Agents have reportedly been tasked with picking up Donald’s poos in little doggy bags until a more permanent solution can be found.
“This all started around the time that Donald Trump found out that Obama signed the Iran Nuclear Deal.” A spokesman for the White House told The Rochdale Herald.
“After blowing that whole deal up because Barack did it somebody mentioned that Obama uses a big boy potty and that was that.”
“Trump is refusing to use a sit down toilet, bathe or even eat with a knife and fork all because they’re things Obama does.”
“We’re fully expecting him to stop walking upright by the end of the week.”