A giant man dayglo baby who won’t stop whining about somebody who said some mean things about him has declared on Twitter that he doesn’t care what people think of him.

“Obviously the President won’t resort to name calling.” A spokesman for the White House told The Rochdale Herald.

“Particularly in regards to this particular stupid stupid poopoo head. It’s of the utmost importance that the dignity of the office is maintained at all times and the President has far more pressing issues to deal with than worrying about what somebody he has never even met thinks about him.”

“The important thing is that his good friends, like convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, think well of him.” 

Donald Trump still thinks Star Wars is a documentary and doesn’t know how to use a kettle.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.