A bloke who wants to shag his daughter has suggested that a top US politician should be investigated for marrying her brother.

Incest enthusiast and long time friend of serial paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, has continued with his racist rhetoric this week by attacking four Democratic congresswomen suggesting that they should “go home”. 

But his most controversial comments were aimed at congresswoman Ilhan Omar from Minnesota after he said “there’s a lot of talk about the fact that she was married to her brother” in response to a question from Fox Bollocks.

“Donald appears to be confusing facts with bollocks again.” A commentator from the Institute of Opinions told the Rochdale Herald. “He does that quite a lot these days.”

“We’re not sure whether he thinks it’s a bad thing or if he’s planning to legalise marrying family members so that he can ditch Melania and hook up with his daughter. He’s wanted to do that for a long time.”

“Either way we’re 100% convinced it bollocks.”

Kellyanne Conway was available for comment but we decided to ignore her because she’s awful.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.