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Like many satirists, Johnny Wapping accepts he is an arsehole, and thinks society could be better if we were all willing to accept what arseholes we are. If you see him on Facebook, why not ask if he's read the article?

Brexit Secretary resignation is ‘ferry nuff’ and we’ll get ‘Dover’ it, says PM

Brexit secretary Dominic Raab, who had one job, to achieve an appropriate agreement to leave the EU, has resigned from the government Announcing his departure...
Votey McVoteface

Esther McVey resigns to spend more time with other people’s families

Esther McVey, a former television presenter and now a falling star in Westminster, relishes her career - but admits to no regrets in her...

Knives sharper than the tools carrying them

Causes of knife crime confirmed to be poor choices of dead victims As knife crime continues to plague the streets of the capital, a bleeding...

Nation tries to remember why it told kids to knock on strangers’ doors for...

Did we just adjust the clocks so that it is dark by the time kids come home from school, and then teach them to...
Philip Green

Public in SHOCK as tax avoiding pension destroying charlatan alleged to be racist sex...

Old fat rogue, "Sir" Philip Green has been named in the House of Lords as the "businessman" behind an interim injunction in the latest...

Praise for latest ‘uncomfortable’ experience as Ryanair continue Doctor Who themed flights

Ryanair CEO, and Doctor Who Super Fan, Michael O'Leary reaffirms airline's commitment to the BBC series Budget airline Ryanair continues to work round the BBC...
Prince Philip

Women who can close car doors can crash cars too, chuckles Duke of Edinburgh

Palace sources reveal Philip's delight at Meghan's unusual approach to royal protocol Arriving at the Royal Academy of Arts to attend her first solo event...
Corbyn

Labour plans to make unions transfer power to workers

Large unions would be forced to transfer as much as 10 percent of their voting rights to workers under plans set out by the...
Corbyn

Revealed: your top 5 favourite ways to explain Corbyn losing a general election to...

Jeremy Corbyn is the people's champion and the most popular politician in England, so, just how do the people of Rochdale think he lost...
Tommy Robinson

Tommy Robinson to fund scholarship for white working class kids to go to Oxford

Tommy Robinson has announced on A-level results day that he will be funding two White Working Class British students to go to the University...
Idris Elba

Leaked Bond script just ninety minutes of Idris Elba’s Aston Martin being stopped by...

Latest Bond film, Stop and be Searched, shows James Bond as you have never seen him before After speculation in recent months that the next...

Gaucho steak restaurant chain latest to get burnt by borrowing to beef up returns

Restaurant chain Gaucho, and its sister Cau, collapsed into administration this week, after it was steered into a series of financial mis-steaks Administrators have taken...
AR-15

Americans forced to drink milkshakes through AR-15 assault rifles after plastic straw ban hits...

The unjust plastic straw ban threatens the American way of life, but citizens are finding an innovative way to beat the ban.   Consuming tens of...

Does my bum look big on top of this broken ambulance?

Several women have taken to the top of ambulances in their latest quest for reassurance about their weight Becky Donaldson, 23, is fairly confident she...

Child believes summers are warm and England are good at football

Worrying news reaches us from a Rochdale suburb of a child who has not yet learned the truth There are certain core truths you learn...
Basil Fawlty

Don’t mention the VAR, Germany defeated in Russia, again

Football fans worldwide embrace each other in collective schadenfreude In their smart new uniforms designed by Hugo Boss, Germany's topsporters had been confident of a...

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