Crime

Plumber, John Thomason of Norden was caught doing 42 on Edenfield Road, which has a limit of 40 on that stretch. He has been fined...

A dickhead has died in a karmic avalanche after breaking into the home of a 78 year old.

News is just in that spot poll of everybody in the UK has revealed today that the UK's favourite synonym for taking a dump...

In a shock announcement this morning, that surprised no one, a spokes-stool for Isis (other names are available) claimed credit for the proposed funding...

Riot police had to be called to a Rochdale Asda today following a bout of civil disorder. Heavy discounts meant customers could purchase trolleys...

News is emerging from Belgium today that a wanker has punched a dickhead and the dickhead is in a serious condition with a bleed on the brain.

A new selection process has been announced for assigning judges to trials, taking into account both gender and aesthetics. This move will see all...

Serial cash withdrawer Sir Philip Green has caused fresh controversy today with claims that revered British folk hero Robin Hood was the' worst sort...

Americans were rocked to the core today to find that it was possible to resolve a dispute without gunfire. Chuck Henderson, a 7-Eleven employee from...

The Editor of The Daily Mail was carried out of Northcliffe House in a straitjacket this morning after a photograph of a white man...

52 year old mother of two Janice Longthorne has spent so many hours watching Netflix shows such as 'Making a Murderer' (seasons one and...

The Home Office has confirmed that British criminals will now be allowed to commit crimes in a 'specific and limited way' following the government's...

America has once again been proved right as yet another mass shooting takes place in shopping mall and nobody armed inside could shoot the...

Following the largest known brawl on the streets of Britain in the post war period, Police have been given extra powers to "get tough"...

Paul Golding has picked up the baton from Nick Griffin today in calling for a Register of Potential Terrorists. The call comes in the wake...

Two robbers who robbed Michael McIntyre are to receive an award for services to comedy following their actions. One of the two robbers, most recently...