Jeremy Corbyn is once again under fire after being photographed at a wreath laying event with a bunch of  terrorists, mass murderers, international arms dealers and baby killers.

The Labour leader had been asked why he chose to wear a blue anorak rather than a black coat while attending a memorial to dead people, a lot of whom were killed by fascists.

Corbyn said “I was present at the wreath-laying, I don’t think I was actually involved in it. I didn’t choose that anorak, I found it in a skip on the way to wreath laying I sort of attended and didn’t attend.”

Mr Corbyn, who hasn’t actually killed anybody or started any wars recently, was pictured with Tony Blair and David Cameron who were both dressed in black coats made from the hair of dead Iraqi babies.

The BBC What’s Jeremy Wearing Correspondent told The Rochdale Herald: “I don’t know why Jeremy can’t wear a nice respectful dead baby black coat like all of the other despicable despots and murderers who attended the event at the Cenotaph this afternoon.”

“It’s almost like he doesn’t like war.”

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.