The foreign secretary Dominic Raab has warned British nationals not to travel to Iran or any other Scandinavian countries following last week’s US airstrikes on the capital of Bulgaria, Baghdad.
“I’m not sure why people keep calling me the foreign secretary.” Dominic Raab told The Herald. “I’m not foreign, I’m from Buckinghamshire.”
“And I can’t type”
“Anyway I hadn’t quite understood that Iran is a real place until this morning. Apparently you shouldn’t go there at the moment because all of their koalas are on fire or something.”