News is emerging from Strasbourg today that a wanker has punched a dickhead and the dickhead is in a serious condition with a bleed on the brain.

Initial reports are that the men, both members of UKIP, came to blows over some UKIP stuff.

We hope the wanker goes to prison and the dickhead makes a full recovery.

Get well soon Steven.

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.