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Vladimir Putin wins Great Russian Bake-off after other contestants fall ill

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Vladimir Putin has won the Russian version of Celebrity Great British Bake-off after all the other contestants sadly died in tragic but mysterious circumstances. Mr...

Corbyn stuns Glastonbury with acapella cover of Prodigy’s Firestarter on Pyramid...

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Jeremy Corbyn left the bustling fields of Glastonbury in stunned silence this afternoon after performing an accapella ballad of the renowned Prodigy song 'Firestarter'. Corbyn...

Aliens land on earth, demand under no circumstances to be taken...

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It has been confirmed that aliens have landed on earth over the festive period. Their large red craft, powered by nine outlying vaguely reindeer-shaped...

University of Life under Ofsted investigation after turning out complete fucking...

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Chief Ofsted inspector Mark Teachers announced today he would be launching a special investigation into the University of Life, based in Thanet. A lower-level investigation...

You don’t know what love is ’til you hold your baby...

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Forget looking into your bride's eyes on your wedding day, you don't know what love is until you become a parent and hold your...

Queen announces Prince Harry will become King of the USA following...

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The Queen has announced that she exercise her right to crown Prince Harry and Meghan Markle King and Queen of the USA. During the announcement...

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