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Chris Packham has challenged Sir David Attenborough in a bid to become the BBC Natural History Unit's alpha male. In a display that witnesses have...

Theresa May meets Nicola Sturgeon to tell her to fuck off...

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Theresa May met children's entertainer and Scottish First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon today to tell her to fuck off in person. Ostensibly the meeting was to...

JK Rowling dedicates next book Harry Potter and The Dead Girl’s...

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JK Rowling has dedicated the next instalment of the global phenomenon Harry Potter to Piers Morgan.

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The United Kingdom has apologised "unreservedly" for making Michael Gove a Cabinet Minister after he compared being raped to being a bit like being...

Emergency services called after Bob Geldof disappears up his own arse

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Two fire engines along with police and ambulance crews were called to the centre of Dublin after reports came in that a man had...

Relief for constipated Dog after long search for the perfect spot...

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There was massive relief for the owner of a constipated dog today, as their long search for the perfect dumping spot finally ended in...

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