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George Michael declined 33rd heart transplant after ‘giving them away’
The 80's pop sensation 90's cop bothering loiterer and naughties stoner George Michael has been refused the vital surgery by the NHS.
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Ant McPartlin’s forehead to be used as theatre wheelchair ramp as...
There was a much needed boost for disabled theatre lovers today, as a West End theatre confirmed they had secured the use of Ant...
Denmark offers to buy America from Russia
Mette Frederiksen, the Prime Minister of Denmark has reportedly expressed an interest in buying the Russian controlled territory of the United States of America.
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David Davis and Liam Fox successfully negotiate paying full price for...
Liam Fox and David Davis have been telling reporters how they were able to utilise their formidable negotiating skills to buy a new sofa...
Mass shootings are an unsolvable problem says country with a mass...
A country that has a really serious problem with deranged lunatics buying really big guns and shooting dozens of strangers has publicly said it...
Melania did not have sex with horrible old men for money...
The Daily Mail have gone on the record today to say that Melania Trump did not and never has had sex with any horrible...
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