The Rochdale Herald

There was massive relief for the owner of a constipated dog today, as their long search for the perfect dumping spot finally ended in...

POTATUS has announced that he will begin to give CNN press conferences in Saudi Embassies from now on. The announcement comes as his administration complained...

Notorious Bachelor and soft core pornographer Hugh Hefner was pronounced dead this morning at his home, the Playboy Mansion, Los Angeles. Early reports indicate that...

Researchers at Rochdale Community University have concluded that people who "tell it like it is" are invariably complete arseholes. "People who 'tell it like it...

An absolute arsehole has died in South Africa aged 81.

In a bid to improve its reputation as one of the world's most lethal pathogens, the Ebola virus has today sought to shift the...