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Christmas ruined as Santa fails CRB check
Christmas may be cancelled as Santa has failed to get his CRB check renewed.
The revelation came last night when a Government Spokesperson said, "Santa...
Sanctimonious tax avoiding ex-pat hands back key to city he doesn’t...
London-dwelling sanctimonious tax-avoider Bob Geldof has said he will return his Freedom of the City of Dublin.
Geldof, a remarkably rich registered non-dom who pays...
A country full of religious crackpots shouldn’t have nuclear weapons, says...
A country full of religious crackpots and nuclear weapons has condemned another country full of religious crackpots for pressing on with their nuclear programme.
Hassan...
Earthquake rescue workers reassured that Wales is fine, it’s supposed to...
Earthquake rescue teams from around the globe were told to stand down today after they descended en masse on Neath in South Wales following...
US celebrates after number of days so far this year overtakes...
Americans across America are celebrating the fact that for the first time since the invention of calendars there have been more days in the...
London’s last affordable plumber shot by poachers
London's last surviving affordable plumber has been killed by poachers in Clapham, according to a conservation group that protects a dwindling group of reliable...
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