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Tim Nice But Dim appointed UK Ambassador to the EU
In a surprise move Theresa May has appointed Tim Nice But Dim UK Amabassador to the EU.
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Walkers crisps have been told that they're putting cheese and onion crisps in the wrong coloured bag despite everyone knowing that they don't go...
Outrage after child attends school Halloween party dressed as a MOSQUE
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Lord Sugar to humiliate 18 tossers in annual quest to find...
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Donald Trump hires Hugo Boss to design new ‘Cabinet Uniform’
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