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Foxes vote to bring back fox hunting after promise of ‘iconic’...

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Foxes across the UK have voted in favour of repealing the 2004 fox hunting ban, following a Government promise to issue them with 'iconic'...

Thousands of Leave voters dead after do not drink labels removed...

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Several hundred thousand leave voters have died from drinking bleach in the last few days after labels, required under EU health and safety rules,...

‘One is married to Philip’ Queen reminds Public who think Trump...

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Over 1.8 million Britons have signed a petition to deny a State Visit to nylon-haired snake-oil salesman and part-time President, Donald Trump.  The petition insists...

Couple looking forward to annual tedious night out, in dreadful nightclub...

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A middle aged Rochdale couple are reportedly giddy with excitement about their annual tedious night out in a horrible club with hideous people  tonight. Barbara...

Bloke from the Student Loans Company still thinks they’re getting their...

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A delusional representative of the Student Loans Company has said that he is still optimistic that they might get some of the money back...

Scotland’s oldest man dies aged 35

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Tributes have been paid to Gregor McGregor, Scotland's oldest man who died today aged 35.  An angry man with an impenetrable accent told us, "It's...

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