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Lord Sugar to humiliate 18 tossers in annual quest to find...

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Hairy scrotum faced narcissist and entrepreneur, Lord Sugar, has launched his annual challange to find the UK's biggest arsehole after himself. The one time Klingon...

Middle-class mums save planet by driving to Waitrose in massive Range...

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Middle class mums all over the Home Counties are being credited with a reversal to the effects of Global Warming after tens of thousands...

David Davis organises piss up in brewery on wrong day

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The Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union reportedly organised a smashing piss up in a brewery to celebrate New Year's Eve on...

Vladimir Putin wins Great Russian Bake-off after other contestants fall ill

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Vladimir Putin has won the Russian version of Celebrity Great British Bake-off after all the other contestants sadly died in tragic but mysterious circumstances. Mr...

Chris Grayling wins Turner Prize for dystopian work “Railway Timetable in...

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The Turner Prize committee has announced that this year's prize will be awarded to Chris Grayling for his dystopian work, "Railway Timetable in May". A...

Israel celebrates Eurovision win by bombing Gaza strip

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Israel has celebrated winning the Eurovision song contest with a massive aerial bombardment of the Gaza Strip and shooting dead some Palestinian civilians. Nine Palestinian...

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