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Boris Johnson launches ‘Free Robert Mugabe’ campaign
The campaign is headed up by Boris Johnson who is thought to believe that if it's successful he could be the leader of Zanu...
Will of the Scottish People Revealed to be Sturgeon’s Imaginary Friend
An SNP insider has revealed that Nicola Sturgeon's repeated use of the phrase 'Will of the Scottish People' is actually a reference to her...
Dog who wanted to go outside immediately wants to come back...
A dog who has spent the last hour and a half peering longingly through the patio doors at the garden is now peering longingly...
‘Off to free Tommy Robinson’ replaces ‘dropping kids off at the...
News is just in that spot poll of everybody in the UK has revealed today that the UK's favourite synonym for taking a dump...
Colonists on LV-426 excited after discovery of Easter eggs
Colonists on the Terraforming, research and mining colony Hadley's Hope have discovered what appears to be a large amount of Easter eggs in a...
Angela Merkel to meet Theresa May to tell her to piss...
Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, is due to meet with Theresa May later today to spit in her face and tell her to piss...
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