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53 year old Gulf war veteran, Ian Stapleton, had been living rough on the streets of Manchester for the last seven years.
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Couples who call each other Mummy and Daddy have been told by the authorities to pack it the fuck in or be faced with...
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Cat-owners are now being asked to count any rodents or birds left on their doorstep as declarable earnings in their application for means-tested benefits,...
Clock in car mysteriously right again
There was befuddlement all over the UK this morning after every motorist in the country reported that the clock in the car is mysteriously...
Next Call of Duty to be set on Oxford Street during...
The team behind the bewilderingly popular series of computer games Call of Duty has revealed that the next instalment of the franchise will be...
You lost get over it, Jacob Rees-Mogg told
Jacob Rees-Mogg has been told to get over losing the no confidence vote in Theresa May last night.
Mr Rees-Mogg heads the European Research Group...
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