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Christmas ruined as Santa fails CRB check
Christmas may be cancelled as Santa has failed to get his CRB check renewed.
The revelation came last night when a Government Spokesperson said, "Santa...
Obvious Satire Still Confusing Idiots, Say Scientists
Researchers at the esteemed Rochdale Community University have published a study today revealing that fool-proof satire is still not fool-proof.
"We gave some angry morons...
Passengers of runaway train have pointless argument over who should pretend...
May means May
Passengers on the 11:12 Eurostar return to Britain have had a pointless argument over who is driving. The train, which is rapidly...
Impossible to see photo of Michael Gove and not say ‘Twat’...
Researchers at Rochdale Community University have proven conclusively that is impossible to look at a photograph of Michael Gove with a muttering the word "twat".
Trump tells CNN all future press conferences will be held in...
POTATUS has announced that he will begin to give CNN press conferences in Saudi Embassies from now on.
The announcement comes as his administration complained...
JK Rowling dedicates next book Harry Potter and The Dead Girl’s...
JK Rowling has dedicated the next instalment of the global phenomenon Harry Potter to Piers Morgan.
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