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I’ve already wrapped all my Christmas presents, say terrifying psychopaths
Terrifying psychopaths around the country have taken time out from planning murders and disembowelling their neighbour's pets to tell The Rochdale Herald that they...
After success with beavers in Scotland, trains to be reintroduced in...
Following the success of the reintroduction of beavers to Scotland, experts are planning to repeat the experiment with the rare and previously thought extinct...
Outrage after child attends school Halloween party dressed as a MOSQUE
A group of parents is said to have been left "absolutely fummin (sic)" after a child turned up to a local Halloween party dressed...
Sheffield Council declare majority of citizens think world is flat
Sheffield Council has been forced to declare their belief in a flat earth after applying the same statistical analysis to a recent on-line poll...
Earthquake rescue workers reassured that Wales is fine, it’s supposed to...
Earthquake rescue teams from around the globe were told to stand down today after they descended en masse on Neath in South Wales following...
SHOCK as England fans vote 52 to 48 to LEAVE the...
There is widespread shock around England today after the English voting public voted 52% to 48% for the England football team to leave the...
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