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Mass shootings are an unsolvable problem says country with a mass...
A country that has a really serious problem with deranged lunatics buying really big guns and shooting dozens of strangers has publicly said it...
What do you mean bride’s father pays? Asks Meghan Markle’s father...
It's been suggested that Meghan Markle's dad had a heart attack shortly after being told that the brides father should pay for his daughters...
Piers Morgan quits Good Morning Britain to reprise Pigeon Lady role...
Piers Morgan has reportedly quit Good Morning Britain this week in order to reprise his award-winning role of Pigeon Lady in the Home Alone...
University of Life under Ofsted investigation after turning out complete fucking...
Chief Ofsted inspector Mark Teachers announced today he would be launching a special investigation into the University of Life, based in Thanet.
A lower-level investigation...
Judge insists stabbing people is fine provided you’re rich and pretty
A Judge set a legal precedent today after ruling that stabbing someone is fine provided you are blonde, twenty four, have a posh name, great...
Town centres full of fat topless pricks for some reason
Town centres are chock full of topless, pasty white fat pricks for some reason according to sources.
For some reason thousands upon thousands of fat...
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