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Northern Dad puts heating on
Confirmed reports are in that a Northern Dad in Lancashire has put the central heating on.
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Man kills woman
A woman has been killed by a man, make sure you use passive voice, the article is going to be about the woman
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David Davis replaced as Brexit negotiator by two short planks
The government announced this morning that Chief Brexit negotiator David Davis is to be replaced by two short planks.
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Angela Merkel to meet Theresa May to tell her to piss...
Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, is due to meet with Theresa May later today to spit in her face and tell her to piss...
Woman who put cat in wheelie bin appointed goodwill ambassador to...
In a controversial move the World Wildlife Fund has appointed that old woman who was filmed putting a cat in a wheelie bin in...
Season 9 of The Walking Dead to be filmed in Burnley...
The Burnley Magic Lantern Club has announced that the next Season of The Walking Dead will be filmed in an Asda store in Burnley.
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