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Wayne Rooney moves from second best team in Manchester to second...

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Thatched-roofed footballer Wayne Rooney was yesterday given away by the second best team in Manchester to the second best team in Liverpool. He moves...

Piers Morgan quits Good Morning Britain to reprise Pigeon Lady role...

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Piers Morgan has reportedly quit Good Morning Britain this week in order to reprise his award-winning role of Pigeon Lady in the Home Alone...

Fury as Brexit voter can’t get tee off time at Golf...

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Local Brexit voter, Steve Dickinson, is said to be furious with Manchester Golf Club after discovering he can't get the tee off times he wants since letting his membership lapse.

The Queen asks Merkel to form a government

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Her Majesty the Queen is expected to travel to Berlin later today to ask German Chancellor Angela Merkel to form a government for the...

Dozens dead after Chris Grayling attempts to make cup of tea

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News is coming in this morning of a terrible incident in central London that has left dozens dead and many hundreds horribly wounded. Eyewitnesses have...

Local man begins annual quest to find Muslim offended by the...

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Our intrepid reporter Charlie Stuart spends the day with a patriot on a mission.

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