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There was befuddlement all over the UK this morning after every motorist in the country reported that the clock in the car is mysteriously...
SHOCK as England fans vote 52 to 48 to LEAVE the...
There is widespread shock around England today after the English voting public voted 52% to 48% for the England football team to leave the...
VICTORY! I am a racist, not a druggie says Hopkins
Katie Hopkins is celebrating her racist and drug-free status tonight, it has been confirmed.
Hopkins, 67, made a complaint to the Independent Press Standards Organisation...
Passengers of runaway train have pointless argument over who should pretend...
May means May
Passengers on the 11:12 Eurostar return to Britain have had a pointless argument over who is driving. The train, which is rapidly...
Government announces Festival of Brexit will be held in derelict car...
The Government has announced a new exciting celebration of Brexit.
Speaking exclusively to The Rochdale Herald, Government insider Cliff Edge told us, "The festival will...
David Davis and Liam Fox successfully negotiate paying full price for...
Liam Fox and David Davis have been telling reporters how they were able to utilise their formidable negotiating skills to buy a new sofa...
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