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QUEEN defends herself from MUSLIM IMMIGRANT with SWORD
According to reports in the Daily Mail today the Queen has been forced to defend herself from a marauding Muslim immigrant with a sword.
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Scientists confounded after man who left coat on still felt the...
Scientists around the globe are reeling this afternoon after a Rochdale man who didn’t take his coat off this morning still felt the benefit of wearing a coat when he went outside for a cigarette this afternoon.
Christian groups OUTRAGED as Apple replace Christian emojis with Islamojis
The next update to Apple's iOS devices will feature almost 100 Islamic emojis, dubbed Islamojis, replacing almost all Christian iconography available on the iPhone...
Bloke whose wife said “do what you like” thinks he’s going...
A husband whose wife told him to do whatever he likes is still not aware that he really isn’t going to get to do what he likes.
‘Off to free Tommy Robinson’ replaces ‘dropping kids off at the...
News is just in that spot poll of everybody in the UK has revealed today that the UK's favourite synonym for taking a dump...
People who go for walks but don’t own a dog are...
The Kennel club released a statement this afternoon saying that people who don't own a dog but go for a daily walk are a bit weird, probably up to something and should be approached with caution.
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