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The famous Monty Python Parrot was cleared for work this morning following a work capability assessment interview.

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Scientists from Rochdale's Community University have finally managed to find a cure for human sexuality after asking people to imagine Ann Widdecombe fiddling with...

Couples who call each other Mummy and Daddy told to pack...

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