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Kevin the Carrot beheaded by Muslims.
Popular TV carrot Kevin was among a bag of carrots snatched from the Oldham branch of Aldi by ruthless Muslim gang the 'Iqbal family'.
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Queen announces Prince Harry will become King of the USA following...
The Queen has announced that she exercise her right to crown Prince Harry and Meghan Markle King and Queen of the USA.
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Thirty nine bus seats arrested in counter-terrorism operation
In what police are describing as a “significant” counter-terrorism operation, thirty nine bus seats were arrested today on suspicion of being involved in jihadist...
Not drinking alcohol only makes life feel a lot longer, confirm...
Not drinking will make your life feel a lot longer, according to a study that suggests not being a little bit drunk every day...
Alanis Morisette to rename 1996 hit Inconvenient after learning what Ironic...
Canadian rock songstress Alanis Morisette has re-written her 1996 classic single "Ironic" after finally meeting a British person who filled her in on the meaning of the word irony.
Northern Dad puts heating on
Confirmed reports are in that a Northern Dad in Lancashire has put the central heating on.
Airports throughout the UK have been closed, all trains...
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