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In absence of dragons, brave knight slays thousands of poor, disabled...

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Albion; pleasant, fair and green In the year of our Lord, 2020 Dragons were few and seldom seen, Yet poor folk were a plenty   Though dragons were vanquished...

Impossible to see photo of Michael Gove and not say ‘Twat’...

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Researchers at Rochdale Community University have proven conclusively that is impossible to look at a photograph of Michael Gove with a muttering the word "twat".

Dog who wanted to go outside immediately wants to come back...

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A dog who has spent the last hour and a half peering longingly through the patio doors at the garden is now peering longingly...

Obvious Satire Still Confusing Idiots, Say Scientists 

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Researchers at the esteemed Rochdale Community University have published a study today revealing that fool-proof satire is still not fool-proof.  "We gave some angry morons...

Big Fat Secret Santa Update – 3,001 Christmas Presents worth £24,522.45...

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I had the privilege of a very happy childhood in a prosperous and loving home.  My earliest memories are of Christmas. I remember the excitement...

Middle class parents convert to Satanism after local cult school gets...

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Local couple Rupert and Penelope Mills have reportedly converted to Satanism in order to get their children into the local cult school after it...

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