To a POTUS – a poem by Rabbi Burns
To a POTUS
Yon tangerine faced Yankee prick,
that makes the people aw feel sick,
who has a little tiny dick
and a big red button
He's welcome not...
May Presented With Mirror After Body Shaming Corbyn
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Daily Mail demands children be taught anatomy using dead bodies of their teachers
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WTO confirms nations can trade with U.K. on a ‘pity fuck’ basis.
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Labour Party member forced to deny he’s joined a cult
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Bill Board has spent the last...
The Shard ‘nearly finished’
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TFL confirms London Underground to be extended to Scotland by 2021
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Man who said homeopathy should be available on the NHS attends first chemistry lesson
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Britain’s oldest man, Paul Nuttall, has died.
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Sir Paul was the first man to...
What time is it Mr Woolfe?
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Amber Rudd announces plan to ban envelopes
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The Home Office has also announced that all...
Herald Editor Appalled by Cross Country Trains As Tea Served in Paper Cup in...
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Britain WARNED to expect seasonally COLD WEATHER in winter AGAIN
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