KFC lovers around the country are thrilled that their local branches are reopening with an all new menu.
Chiefs at the multi-national fast-food chain have miraculously averted the logistics crisis at DHL by introducing an all new menu.
“Our customers can expect the same delicious taste of eleven herbs and spices and it’ll still be finger licking good.” A spokesman for KFC UK told The Rochdale Herald.
“We can guarantee that the recipe will be at least as healthy as it was before and that the nutritional values are exactly the same.”
In other news pharmaceutical companies around the world have halted testing on drugs after logistics and delivery problems with their lab-rat suppliers.