Winter 2016 enters third consecutive year

0
Meteorologists have confirmed that winter 2016 has entered its third consecutive year. With more bloody miserable weather forecast officials at the Met Office have concluded...

Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle should settle rift with bikini jelly wrestling demand Daily...

0
Daily Express readers have today demanded that Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton settle their differences with a bout of bikini jelly wrestling. Express reader, Ian...
Range Rover

It’s the will of the people – Jaguar Land Rover tells redundant employees

0
Jaguar Land Rover has told employees that by making them redundant they are carrying out the will of the British people. Employee Bill Board told...
unhappy man

Proper Patriots furious about Po Ling Day

0
Patriots across Ingerlaand are furious today after hearing that it's Po Ling Day. “Why we celebrating some bleeding foreigner, eh?” spat Rochdale UKIP supporter Arthur...
People on bus laughing

Religious fervour hits Rochdale bus passengers

0
A local member of one of the world's 4200 religions is utterly convinced that his is the correct one.   Stating confidently that “It is,...

Brexit Cancelled as Civil Servants Finally Read “Article 50”

0
All nations attending Treaty discussions are only allocated one car parking space. UK plans for "Brexit" have hit the buffers after Westminster Civil Servants finally...

Twenty two point lead for Tories touts Telegraph

Conservatives clap to celebrate clear lead as misdirectional muppetry f/makes news yet again after the Telegraph published the definitely not at all orchestrated and not tailored...

Tower of London illuminated by 10,000 fires as Aaron Banks burns documents

0
The Tower of London was last night illuminated by the light of 10,000 small fires as Aaron Banks and officials from Leave.EU burnt loads...

Jeremy Corbyn in Right Wing Political Correctness Storm

0
The political right, bigots, misogynists, anti-feminists and liars across the country united yesterday, to fully embrace political correctness, after the opposition leader was accused...
HMS Queen Elizabeth

Three billion seems reasonable for boat with hole in it, says Government responsible for...

0
The people responsible for negotiating the UK's exit from the European Union have confirmed that three billion pounds is a completely reasonable sum of...
Christmas Presents

Now for something different, our Big Fat Secret Santa

0
Along with the very fine and folk at NewsThump and The Southend News Network we have put together what we think could be one...

People with no connection to the USA celebrate Independence Day

0
People with absolutely no connection to the United States of America have been inexplicably celebrating US Independence Day today. Cliff Edge told us, "I got...

Santa slams rumours that he doesn’t exist as “fake news”

0
Father Christmas of North Pole fame is said to be fuming like a well mulled wine after a rumour has spread that he doesn't...

Relief for constipated Dog after long search for the perfect spot leads to Downing...

0
There was massive relief for the owner of a constipated dog today, as their long search for the perfect dumping spot finally ended in...
Donald Trump

Only Democrats were killed by Hurricane Florence, claims Trump

0
Donald Trump has claimed all 12 people currently known to have died in the Carolinas as a result of Storm Florence were Democrats. "Proof that...
Love Actually

Christmas ruined after husband caught shagging secretary on Christmas Eve

0
Christmas is officially ruined after the managing director of a local advertising agency was caught by his wife bonking his secretary on Christmas Eve. Father...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts