Token female cycling club member thrilled to have been described as attractive

0
A magazine feature by Cycling Weekly on the Hinckley Cycle Racing Club from Leicestershire was lambasted today after going to print with the caption...

Donald Trump’s Golf Partner Outraged at Sexist Muirfield

0
Rory McIlroy, who plays golf with a man who openly questioned Hilary Clinton's ability to sexually satisfy her husband, has continued his criticism of...

Rooney: taking are cuntry bak

0
As the second half of the Manchester derby got underway, reports were coming in that Wayne Rooney had joined Britain First. During the halftime team...

GBBO causes football fracas

0
It has been revealed that last night's violence at the London stadium was caused when West Ham fans chanted the name of the Bake...

VAR becomes favourite to win Sports Personality of the Year

0
VAR is now the favourite to win BBC Sports Personality of the Year. It marks a remarkable turnaround in VAR's fortunes after spending the...

Judd Trump To Change Name By Deed Poll

0
Snooker player Judd Trump has announced that he is to change his name by deed poll following a series of incidents whereby people saw...

Yoga All About Getting Your Head Up Your Own Fundament

0
It’s always been said that there’s more to yoga than the lotus position, but it has been revealed recently that the true aim is...

Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle should settle rift with bikini jelly wrestling demand Daily...

0
Daily Express readers have today demanded that Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton settle their differences with a bout of bikini jelly wrestling. Express reader, Ian...

The Beckhams ditch L.A for glorious Rochdale

0
Today the Herald can exclusively reveal the jaw dropping news that the world's biggest star, glamour model, fashion icon, tireless charity worker and one...

All your medals belong to us – Says China

0
As the country basks in the glory of Team GB's second place in the Olympic medal table, China released a press statement saying, "The People's...

Theresa May pledges to not remain silent on pee in swimming pools

0
Prime Minister Theresa May has pledged to not remain silent on the growing problem of pee in swimming pools highlighted in a shock report...
Trump furious to learn Farage isn't 'King of England'

Trump Demands IOC Accept Extreme Vetting Into Next Olympics

Merkin-topped braggart and presidential candidate Donald Trump is demanding that extreme vetting become an accepted Olympic sport. Although media have interpreted his remarks on extreme...
Andy Murray

Andy Murray’s Mum still won’t let him quit tennis club

0
The Rochdale Herald has discovered that Andy Murray's Mum still won't let him quit tennis club. "She promised me that if I won Wimbledon I...

Sneaky German declares Last Goal’s the Winner and takes ball home

0
Sneaky German and part-time Finn Nico Rosberg has pulled off the all-time-shittiest Schoolboy trick by declaring the last goal the winner as the ball was already in the net!

NEWS FLASH – Mo Farah out of 10,000 Metres

On the eve of the Olympic 10,000 Metres Mo Farah has dramatically retired from running. Maurice Farah, 58 and owner of Streamline Taxis on the...
Boxer hitting punchbag

Paul Nuttall – Why I Won’t Talk About Fight Club

0
Paul Nuttall O.B.E is reluctant to talk about Fight Club, the global phenomenon he founded in 1996. “Chuck and me, we don't talk about it." He...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts