New Year Eve Party

Do we really, really, really have to go out, asks everyone

0
Everybody in the UK has collectively asked if they really, really, really have to go out now that they've gone through the fun bit...

Airlines grounded for Black Death containment

0
Jeremy Rhymes-With has ordered the gargantuan and wealthy NHS to enact its Black Death emergency plan. Most of the staff were just weaving baskets anyway...
Daily Mail Readers

Panic over as Daily Mail assures everyone the fridge wasn’t bought by a white...

0
The Mail-online has sought to reassure readers that it was a slack-jawed, lazy, drunken black man who bought the fridge that started the Grenfell...

Win Win Win with The Herald! We are giving away year’s free membership to...

0
That's right it's not a typo, we are feeling generous today at The Herald after an out of court settlement with them southern softies...

Knackered dam describes Boris Johnson as looking ‘dodgy and unstable’

A knackered dam in Derbyshire has described the UK prime minister as looking "dodgy but unstable" and a "substantial risk". The dam in Whaley Bridge...
Boris Johnson

Oven ready chicken refuses to leave fridge

0
Despite professing for weeks that he was much more oven ready than 'that Turkey Corbyn', the world's largest chicken has refused to leave a...

It’s impossible to sandpaper a netball, concede Australians

0
Long standing dominance of sport by Australia and New Zealand ended by incredible English performance Some say Australian carpentry skill brings them closer to Christ....

Conservative Party logo to be replaced with picture of Priti Patel’s smirk

0
The Conservative Party are to replace their established 'oak tree' logo with a graphic representation of Priti Patel's smirking face, the Herald can reveal.   The...

Nigel Farage rumoured to replace Nigel Farage as UKIP leader

0
Nigel Farage's successor will be announced at UKIP's Bournemouth conference tomorrow but a party insider has let slip that his replacement will be Nigel...

Rochdale woman not ready to tell friends she’s “OK thanks, bbz”

0
A Rochdale woman today refused to confirm whether she was alright or not, following a passive aggressive cry for attention on Facebook.  The woman, 32...

‘Human Ken Dodd’ reveals inspiration behind unique look

0
After undergoing five surgeries, changing his name by deed poll and buying a feather duster, there's no denying that Barry Conroy now bears more...

Internet user deliberately clicks on pop-over advert and makes history 

A man from Bury in Lancashire has deliberately and purposefully clicked on a pop up ad that covered the entirety of the content he...

Britain First Supporters admit it’s a waste of time trying to change their opinions

Die hard Britain First members have today confirmed that there is absolutely no point in trying to get them to change their opinions by...

Britain’s first halal food bank to open in Rochdale

News that the UK's first halal food bank is to open in Rochdale this week was greeted enthusiastically by local residents and village elders...
Couple with dog

Season your pets before leaving them in a hot car

0
do With temperatures hitting 30°C across the nation, dog owners have been warned to pay special attention to their four legged friends. Each year the RSPCA...

Electoral Reform Society mislays dictionary

0
The Electoral Reform Society has admitted they've lost the Collins Gem dictionary they had lying around the office a few weeks ago, making them...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts