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Rochdale Socialist Worker Party member and activist, Quentin Lennon, was celebrating today after finding out that he is part of the biggest political party...

Sandra Numpton of Heywood has spent the last few days driving around in her convertible Mini Cooper, sun glasses on, hair in the wind,...

Councillors in Windsor have been seen sledging using the frozen bodies of homeless people. One told us, "The council wanted them all removed for the...

Biologists wielding enormous magnifying glasses today discovered a newt thought to be the world's smallest living thing. This infinitesimal being has been proved by scientists...

Beleaguered train operator Southern Rail has unveiled an ambitious new programme of investment to address overcrowding issues on commuter routes into London. The strike beset...

It's the news every streetwise hipster has been waiting for and today a man from London has confirmed that beards are still the must...

The palace has revealed this morning that plans are in place to give the Duke and Duchess of Sussex a well deserved break from...

The Daily Mail and The Daily Express have today announced that Britons will be expected to devote as much as 14 hours a day...

Scotland's answer to Simon Danczuk, George Clementine Galloway, is inexplicably in the news again despite not being on Celebrity Big Brother.  The ex-Labour MP...

DJ and alleged actor, Goldie, has vowed to melt down his MBE under the guise of moral outrage about some club somewhere closing down. The...

Everybody in the UK has collectively asked if they really, really, really have to go out now that they've gone through the fun bit...

A report issued by the TUC today shows that rail fares are rising twice as fast as commuters levels of despair. The trades union...