Man who doesn’t support party leader confused by people not supporting party leader 

Bespectacled centrist Labour Party leadership candidate Owen Smith has questioned whether or not the audience at a Glasgow hustings were "entryists." This was because the...

“It’s time to take back control”, writes The Queen

7
One's elected representatives are a complete shambles, One writes. One will not invite any of the proffered candidates to form a government. Instead one...

10 injured after multi trolley pile up in dash to newly opened til at...

14
Reports are coming in that there has been a serious collision at Middleton Lidl. It is believed the carnage was a result of an inexperienced...

Trident finally put on Ebay

0
The Trident nuclear deterrent was today put up for sale on Ebay by the UK.  It is believed that the nuclear weapon system was bought...

If sausage rolls were made out of Piers Morgan we’d make an exception, confirm...

Vegans around the UK have unanimously voted to have Piers Morgan reclassified as a vegetable so that they can murder and eat him, according...

Farron leaving politics to watch VHS of “Brokeback Mountain” in mountains with friend

9
Tim Farron, Leader of the Liberal Democrats is set to resign his position after an embarrassing swing in his constituency, that saw him slimmly...
Nuclear Bomb

Only a good guy with a nuclear weapon can stop a bad guy with...

0
The only way to stop a bad guy with a nuclear weapon is a good guy with a nuclear weapon. That's according to the...
Santa with presents

8,179 presents worth more than £61,400 bought for disadvantaged children

0
You guys are incredible. Less than twelve hours ago we learned through Angry People in Local Newspapers that the gift appeal for poor children...
Delivery Driver

Firms reports record customer satisfaction levels after using cocaine delivery gang to deliver parcels

0
Delivery firms that specialise in not delivering your parcels have reported a huge increase in customer satisfaction levels. The news comes following the companies use...

Gavin Williamson declares war on schools

0
Former Defence Secretary, Gavin Williamson has declared war on schools mere hours after being appointed Education Secretary. His secret plan, which he immediately leaked, is...

Flag waving celebration of mythical empire shouldn’t be ruined by cheap politics

0
The Last Night at the Proms, an event where ex public school toffs wave the Union Flag in celebration of a completely made up...
Celebrity Big Brother

Big Brother to launch Celebrity version with actual celebrities in 2019

0
Producers of smash-hit and hugely relevant TV show Big Brother have announced a new twist for 2019....actual celebrities will enter the Big Brother house...

Trump to produce new range of fragrances

0
Donald Trump is to collaborate with daughter Ivanka to produce a new range of perfumes. The first daughter said "This new range reflects...
Boris Johnson

Oven ready chicken refuses to leave fridge

0
Despite professing for weeks that he was much more oven ready than 'that Turkey Corbyn', the world's largest chicken has refused to leave a...

Chris Evans to host new BBC bake off show

0
Red headed billionaire Christopher Evans has been confirmed as the new host of the Beeb's brand new baking show designed to take the place...

Nigel Farage rumoured to replace Nigel Farage as UKIP leader

0
Nigel Farage's successor will be announced at UKIP's Bournemouth conference tomorrow but a party insider has let slip that his replacement will be Nigel...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts