Bespectacled centrist Labour Party leadership candidate Owen Smith has questioned whether or not the audience at a Glasgow hustings were “entryists.”

This was because the audience laughed when he said that the Scottish Labour Kezia Dugdale leader was doing a great job.

“It’s very worrying,” said the man who models himself on Elvis Costello, “When people in the party think their leader is doing a good job, when they don’t support their leader, you have wonder if they’re entryists.”

Smith is challenging Corbyn for the leadership because he thinks he isn’t doing a good job and doesn’t support him.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.