Trump asking his people to crack the nuclear codes in case he needs to...

0
‘I hope POTUS has his best people working on cracking the nuclear codes in case we go to war with that crazy man in Canada.’

People attending reading of Hefner’s last will only doing so for the articles

2
Various well known public figures, and nobodies, have announced today they intend to be at the reading of Hugh Hefner’s last will and testament,...

We’re going to build a wall and America is going to pay for it...

0
There was outrage across the United States this afternoon after the President of Mexico said "fuck this shit" and vowed to close the border...
France

France admits the French Language was created to avoid speaking to other Countries

It has been rumored for years. Now it is official, France finally stops the lies. Confesses they only created the French language to avoid...
White House

White House denies that men in white coats are coming to take Trump away

0
Electing Donald 'The Donald' Trump as their president was undoubtedly one of the most mystifying decisions made by the American people since changing the...
White Supremes

Tribute band ‘The White Supremes’ enjoying huge boost in bookings

13
The rising tensions in America have led to violent clashes in the streets of late, which has caused the tragic loss of life. The...

Irishman confused by difference between abortions and prosecuting women

0
An Irish fella is presently proving himself more full of gas than a tinker's hound by spouting no end of shite on the twitters....

Trump to brave Muslim controlled no go area during UK Visit

0
Despite the advice of Fox News commentator, Steven Emerson, advisors to Donald Trump have said that there is a strong possibility that the so-called...

Terrorists rejoice at lower energy bills as Jihadis unplug TVs

0
Terrorists worldwide are saving money on their energy bills as millions of Jihadis unplug their Samsung smart TVs from mains sockets. The move comes after...

Snap Poll Identifies Lee Harvey Oswald As Most Missed American

0
A poll conducted worldwide today reveals that over 3.9 billion people named Lee Harvey Oswald as the American they most wish was alive today.  He...
UFO

Aliens land on earth, demand under no circumstances to be taken to our leaders

0
It has been confirmed that aliens have landed on earth over the festive period. Their large red craft, powered by nine outlying vaguely reindeer-shaped...
White House

Playboy bunnies to be re-homed at The Whitehouse

18
After the sad passing of millionaire feminist Hugh (the Hef) Hefner the dilemma of what to do with the dozens of now ownerless and...

Thanks Mahmut. Inventor of Donner Kebab Dies Aged 87

0
The man who invented the doner kebab has died. Mahmut Aygun, was suffering from cancer and died in Berlin at the age of 87. Known as...

Donald’s diddy digits dodge draft

0
As the smokescreen around Donald Trump's draft dodging tactics intensifies The Rochdale Herald has uncovered startling new evidence. The story currently being spun is that...
Nuclear explosion

“We’re looking forward to getting out” say nuclear weapons. 

0
Nuclear weapons all over the world are today looking forward to their upcoming launch as an opportunity to stretch their legs.  With launch codes about...

Macron wants UK to give him head in return for Bayeux tapestry

0
Monarchists were today outraged by the suggestion by Emmanuel Macron, President of France, that the severed heads of the British royal family would be...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts