A wealthy British Fascist has criticised the British Government for refusing to appease the United States’ first elected authoritarian fascist dictator by appointing renowned fascist Nigel Farage as British Ambassador to the US.
Imperator Trump called for Nigel Farage, the only “mainstream” British politician we can think of who was prepared to join the Ku Klux Klan and the Neo-Nazis in praising the appointment of Steve Bannon as Trump’s chief strategist, to become an official liaison between the U.K. and the US government.
A spokesman for Downing Street said;
“We’ve tried appeasement before and it didn’t work out so well. Donald can sort out appointing his government officials and we’ll sort out ours. Besides we already have a bloke in the Foreign Office who hates foreigners, that’s enough for now.”
Aaron Banks, the multi-millionaire backer of UKIP, has gone on the record to use the last of the UK’s irony reserves to say that the UK government should let a foreign government influence decisions affecting UK sovereignty.
“Theresa May should make Nigel British Ambassador if that’s what the American Emperor wants.” Vomited Aaron Banks. “Obvs.”
The editorial team at The Herald tried to make this article a little bit satirical but opted instead to go back to bed for a group cry.
