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Reclusive Wall Street tycoons the Duke Brothers have been at it again, this time betting against US Democracy.

Sir John Chilcot has stunned the world by stating again that the Pope is catholic and so it seems is Britain's greatest wartime leader...

“How would you stage a cavalry charge with a bunch of trucks?” Prof A Lither of Charlottesville wanted to know. “You’d have whiny little left wing cuckold snowflake hippy vegetarians complaining about the damage to the grass before you so much as made it across the field and into the unarmed ranks of the alt-left fanatics.

Proving once and for all that sometimes the best thing to say is nothing, Donald Trump told the widow of a grieving soldier that...

New EU rules are set to send shock waves through the football terraces of the UK. According to sources close to the FA, the...

Steve Bannon has announced that he'll now have more time to be with his prejudices following his sacking by mutual consent earlier today. A White...

“Bannon great American. Cant find greater. So great. Greater than Kennedy. Kennedy loser. Got shot. Only losers get shot. Couldnt even drive own car. Bannon deserve medal for participation at White Hoise! Turned up every day even when I didn't!”

Children across the United States of America were very excited to learn this morning that it's now officially only 350 school shootings until Christmas. With...

Sources close to the President have confirmed that Donald Trump's willy is not bigger than Kim Jong Un's. It is being reported around the world...

American space go-getters NASA are said to be up in arms about budget restrictions while there is still enough money available to feed some...

Despite being the healthiest individual ever elected to the Presidency, reports are emerging that Donald Trump has tested positive for IQ-19. Harold Bornstein, Trump's former...

Sweetened hazelnut cocoa spread joins all the other things the frogs are hopping mad about News broke this week that the French, yes, that lot...

Residents of Houston were bemused by an offer from pop star Beyonce offering help for those affected by the recent flooding. “We asked for buoyancy...

EXCLUSIVE: With Britain poised to trigger Article 50 and put the wheels irreversibly in motion to finally leave the European Union, a leaked home office...

Donald Trump has taken Twitter to defend the rights of racists across America to say and do really racist things. "Racists are a minority just...

The United States is getting a new national anthem, it has been announced. An executive order has been signed replacing the old anthem, The...