Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy wins European Thundercunt of the year award

The Spanish Prime Minister, Mariano Rajoy, was thrilled to learn last night that he has won the coveted European Thundercunt of the Year Award after ordering stormtroopers to beat old ladies and shopkeepers black...

We’re going to build a wall and America is going to pay for it...

There was outrage across the United States this afternoon after the President of Mexico said "fuck this shit" and vowed to close the border with the US."Honestly, it's too dangerous up there. Have you...
Sandy Hook

We’re doing just fine says President of country whose hobbies include shooting children at...

The so-called President of a country that lists shooting children at school amongst its most popular hobbies has told the UK Prime Minster to mind her own business because "we are doing just fine."The...
Theresa May

Theresa May admits using ‘BREXOMATHICS’ to calculate number of overstaying foreign students

"It's so simple, you take a real number and keep doubling it until everyone's eyes light up," explained May pointing out that it worked splendidly for calculating the amount of money the UK doesn't...

Netanyahu accidentally condemns use of phosphorous based weapons on children

This week video footage of a possible chemical weapons attack on civilians, including children has emerged. The footage shows men and children frothing at the mouth, whilst their skin appears highly agitated.Current sources have conflicting information as...

Having dodgy dealings with corrupt foreign dictators is only bad when Hillary does it,...

Having Dodgy dealings with corrupt foreign dictators is only a bad thing when it is done by the likes of Hillary Clinton, Fox News announced today.In their official statement, Fox News stated categorically that...

Madame Tussauds new Trump wax work backs out of inauguration

Madame Tussauds have declined to exhibit their new Trump wax work at the impending inauguration on Friday.Simon Wick, a spokesman for Tussauds said;"Its nothing to do with Trump's politics, this particular waxwork is fragile,...

Donald Trump awarded prestigious Time Magazine Hitler of the Year Award

Donald Trump has been awarded the Time Magazine prestigious Hitler of the Year Award and is said to be "honoured" by the accolade.

Spanish bullfighters win inaugural Animal Cruelty World Cup

Spain’s bullfighters have won the inaugural Animal Cruelty World Cup in Brazil, narrowly beating the foxhunters of England in the final.The competition, in which teams from different countries competed to inflict the maximum...

Oh for F**k’s sake – say world leaders following Trump nomination

Leaders around the world let out a simultaneous sigh of despair last night as the Republican Party confirmed Donald Trump's presidential nomination.In yet another blow for world peace, global stability and perhaps even the...

Alcoholics Anonymous of America add 13th Step – Don’t Fucking Bother

After 63 years of success Alcoholics Anonymous of America have added a 13th Step to their eponymous programme - Step 13: Don't Fucking Bother.The new step has been introduced today. Founder of AAA Bill...

For the last time, Trump is nothing like Hitler. Hitler fought in a...

If Hitler had practiced golf as much as Trump, maybe he'd have made it out of the bunkerDonald J. Trump, the four times decorated draft dodge veteran, is in no way like Hitler. This...

Sweden attack was 100 times worse than The Bowling Green Massacre says Kellyanne Conway

More details are emerging of the savage attack somewhere in Sweden on Thursday, or perhaps Wednesday involving one or less unknown assailants.In a shocking disclosure, Kellyanne Conway has said the attack was far more...

Mugabe is a Hologram

The Herald was startled today upon  learning that Zimbabwean President Robert Gabriel Mugabe is nothing more than an elaborate attempt to convince people that he still exists.Mugabe, who is reported to have died several...

Donald Trump tweets that he was going to be asked to marry Harry but...

Donald Trump has sensationally tweeted that Prince Harry was going to ask him to marry him.POTUS explained on social media yesterday that he had turned down Harry's proposal as he didn't have the...

Election Was Rigged Claims Trump – Recount Demanded

Donald Trump has sensationally claimed that the 2016 US Presidential Election was rigged and he is demanding a recount.

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