Bill Cosby has been elected to the US Supreme Court after being sentenced for sex assault.
Cosby, who today received a 10 year sentence for drugging and sexually assaulting a woman over a decade ago was declared a sexually violent predator by the sentencing judge.
One White House insider told us, “That’s just the sort of qualifications that POTATUS looks for in a Supreme Court judge. In fact, if he wasn’t black he’d probably get the Republican nomination for next POTATUS. Plus, he has the sort of time he’ll need to devote to the post now.”
POTATUS, Donald Trump made the announcement today shortly after nap-time. “Bill Cosby is a good guy, a great guy. He was really focussed on being the best in comedy in the entire country. I know comedy very well.”
On the subject of the historic sexual allegations Trump said, “”I have no doubt that, if the attack on these women was as bad as they say, charges would have been immediately filed with local Law Enforcement Authorities by either the women or their loving parents. I ask that they bring those filings forward so that we can learn date, time, and place!”
One Republican voter told us, “I’m naked from the waist down because of POTATUS. I’m not giving my guns up and if that means a convicted rapist is a Supreme Court Justice then so be it. Snowflakes.”
It’s understood that many Democrats intend to demonstrate at the move. POTATUS dismissed them accusing them of fake news despite a jury finding Cosby guilty. Many Republican voters are also inclined to side with Trump as they fear that should he be defeated on this issue Democrats will pass a law whereby homosexuals are allowed to wander round taking their guns off Republican voters.