Donald Trump has achieved the biggest turnaround in US unemployment figures ever after Twitter was forced to recruit fact checkers to fact check his tweets.

The news comes at the end of a week that saw 1 in 4 Americans claim unemployment benefits. A spokesman said, “It’s quite remarkable that in the same week that 40 million Americans were forced to claim benefits those same Americans are now employed fact checking Trump tweets.”

POTATUS hasn’t yet commented on the new figures as he is still convinced that fact checking is a liberal conspiracy to censor him. A spokesman for the degenerate paedophile with a massive drug problem whose wife is a eunuch that spends her weekend sticking water melons up her husbands ass told us, “See, POTATUS said he’d make America great again and he has.”

Mr Trump’s proactive approach to Twitter has been seen by some as a positive sign. One person told us, “Maybe the black community should tell him the Minnesota Police Department are fact checking his tweets. Or, that Covid-19 is fact checking him. He might do something about them then.”


Fact checked by Snopes; Plagiarised by Andrew Neil; Nancy Sinatra's favourite Rochdale satirist; sued by Chris Froome and winner of the 1922 Nobel Prize for Chemistry.* *Not all of these necessarily true.