In absence of dragons, brave knight slays thousands of poor, disabled and homeless
Albion; pleasant, fair and green
In the year of our Lord, 2020
Dragons were few and seldom seen,
Yet poor folk were a plenty
Though dragons were vanquished...
Farron u-turns and joins coalition after McDonnell says he’ll let him sip his beer
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However, moments later the Liberal Democrat...
Boris Johnson says he was baked when he made cake and eat it brexit...
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Trump Makes Farage “Hand of the King” – Hillary to “Take the Black” &...
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Red Weather Warning as Conservative Politicians spotted with hands in own pockets
With temperatures plummeting across the British Isles, many patriotic politicians are complaining at their lack of opportunities to escape the country.
Conservative Politicians Jeremy Hunt,...
Top Tories Converse to win yoof vote
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Foxes Just ‘Scarves With Legs’ Says Tory Think-Tank
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Modern slavery greatest evil, says woman who supports unemployed working for free
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Oxford English Dictionary finally defines ‘Brexit’
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Trump thrilled crowds at his German rallies bigger than Obama’s
President Donald Trump has spoken of his delight at how many people have come onto the streets of Hamburg to welcome him to Germany.
The...
Whole UK Economy resting on single PPI claim
After the referendum on leaving the EU the treasury scrambled quickly to try and formulate a plan.
"No one actually thought the plebs would defy...
Trudeau Promises Canadian Citizens A Wall. ‘U.S. Will Pay’
Canadian Premier Justin Trudeau reacted to the news of Donald Trump's election as US President by announcing plans for a wall to be built...
