Politics

Sewer workers in the London area of Whitechapel have reportedly found the dreams of the young decomposing in a giant blockage in the system...

Barack Obama surprised the world today after announcing that he wasn't actually born in America after all but was actually born in Kenya, and to top it off is a Muslim.

The Crown Prosecution Service has declined to prosecute Simon "Shagger" Danczuk on the basis that they are not confident they will secure a conviction.

 Amber Rudd is set to give evidence to a commons committee on the state of the inquiry into child sexual abuse in place of...

Theresa May faced the press this week in a hope to clarify future government spending. In an exclusive interview with the Rochdale Herald she...

Following yesterday's scandal that saw literally units of enraged Scotts cancelling their subscriptions, The Guardian's simple crossword this morning poured fresh fuel onto the...

As you stagger to the bathroom in the morning, arriving before you remember you have knees, and try to get all your strikingly yellow...

UKIP leader Henry Bolton has declared a unilateral vote of no confidence in UKIP. Bolton has spoken out tonight, claiming that he wants to...

A British expat has hailed Parliament's rejection of EU citizens' right to stay in the UK post Brexit. Speaking from beside his swimming pool at...

The woman pretending to be British Prime Minister is expected to increase her appeal to the younger demographics today. She will do it by...

Brussels has warned that Britain will no longer be allowed to use the decimal system following Brexit and will be forced to go back...

Labour tops Facebook election polls up and down the country as all the Conservative voters are too busy out working for a living to participate...

Britain's oldest island refugee centre, Australia, is to be closed following reports of inhumane conditions and bonkers management. The centre, set up in 1770, has...

Accident and Emergency departments across the country collapsed utterly this morning after thousands of people swamped hospitals with suspected cases of Tourette's Syndrome.

Phillip Hammond, for now at least Chancellor of the Exchequer, has announced that in future he will "have a butchers at" major policy documents...

There was outrage across America as a family photo of the Trump family emerged with both Donald Trump's father and mother dressed from head...