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The Eagle has not landed

Labour Party leadership challenger Angela Eagle, who stated that she would not make backroom deals, has pulled out of the race after her backroom dealwith Owen Smith failed. "It was decided that we should unite...

ISIS claim responsibility for the sinking of lost city of Atlantis

After claiming that the recent murder of 84 people in Nice, a spokesman for the so-called Islamic State have issued a list of other things that “soldiers of IS” have apparently been responsible for. On...

Satirists run out of ink

Thousands of satirists across the UK and their tens of readers around the world face a crisis as the supplies of ink slowed to dribble today. Analysts blame the shortage on an abnormally high...

Satirists quit after Kinnock uses up last of the UK’s irony

Hundreds of Satirists across Britain have quit and hundreds more have been placed on Zero Hours contracts when a Force 11 Irony Storm hit Britain and made them all irrelevant. The storm peaked when multiple...

Is there something Stephen Crabb isn’t telling us?

In a dramatically uncharacteristic move Stephen Crabb, the former intern at  anti-equality fundamentalist Christian group CARE and employer of interns from the anti-equality fundamentalist Christian group CARE,  made a play for the leadership of...

New Tory Crabbs Clinic opens in Rochdale

Great news for Rochdale's Yorkshire Street just keeps rolling in. As well as being a wonderful area for shopping, entertainment and food, it's also becoming something of a local equivalent of London's Harley Street...

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