Burnley

Burnley announces plans to be available in colour by 2022

0
Burnley Council has announced plans for town to be available in colour from 2022. Just the Town Centre will be effected initially. The announcement...
knitting

16 Dead In Rochdale Women’s Institute Needle Exchange Hep B Outbreak

0
The Department of Health have launched an inquiry into an outbreak of Hepatitis B at a Rochdale WI knitting needle swap scheme after untreated...

Child believes summers are warm and England are good at football

0
Worrying news reaches us from a Rochdale suburb of a child who has not yet learned the truth There are certain core truths you learn...
House Price

Rochdale Residents excited at house price rises in Post-Apocalypse Britain

Rochdale residents are said to be very excited by the prospect of house price rises for the first time in almost a century in...

Man arrested masturbating outside Primark not Simon Danczuk

2
Rumours were circulating around the editorial bunker yesterday that the man arrested for masturbating outside of Primark was local pornography enthusiast Simon Danczuk. Despite getting...

Restaurants that don’t use proper plates just twats, says everyone

0
The growing trend for eateries to use ridiculous items to serve your food on is now becoming a serious issue as local pottery firm...

‘Fake Sheikh’ Gets 15 Months For Making Obscene Phone Calls

0
Undercover Herald reporter Bazzer McNood has been sentenced to 15 months (suspended) plus a 20 hour Community Service Order for making lewd and obscene nuisance phone...

Scatter Cushion Killer walks free

0
Rochdale Crown Court today saw the conclusion of the now infamous "Scatter Cushion Slaying" case. The accused, Abraham Smith (54), from the Sink Estate pleaded...

Rochdale Bypass Approved

0
The rest of the UK today approved a bypass scheme for Rochdale. Using an EU grant while it is still available, the plan entails...

Government responds to Saddleworth Moor crisis by pledging further cuts to Fire Fighting services

0
Greater Manchester Fire & Rescue Service were today boosted in their thankless quest to control the ongoing fires sweeping Saddleworth Moor by the news...

Do You Live in an Uneducated, Inbred, White Ghetto? Take Our Quiz For 5...

0
The Herald are proud to bring you this fun & easy to do quiz - Find out if you are inbred white-trash! Question 1 -...

Only 6 sleeps until poppy day, fascist children told

0
The children of Fascists have been conveying their excitement at there only being 6 more sleeps until poppy day. 7 year old Bill Board said,...
Burnley Teenager

Burnley schoolgirl goes whole term without getting pregnant

0
The leader of Burnley council has called for calm today, after it was revealed a Burnley schoolgirl went an entire term without becoming pregnant. Eric...

LATEST – Burnley moves even closer to life in colour

0
Residents of Burnley moved one step closer to a life lived in colour this week. The Rochdale Herald recently reported Burnley...
Tree lined street

Sheffield Tree-Felling Councillor Hospitalised With Irony Overdose

0
It has been revealed that Clr Brian 'Hodge' Podge, the Sheffield Councillor responsible for the hugely unpopular street tree felling programme, was rushed to...
steak pie

Burnley Analytica implicated in Pie Market fixing scandal

The highly influential research and strategy group, Burnley Analytica, have been accused of unfairly influencing the, multi-pound Northern Pie Market. An undercover investigation, by Baked...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts