Trump Salute

Trump demands to see soldier’s long form death certificate

0
Donald Trump has demanded that the widow of Sgt La David Johnson release his long form death certificate following a row about whether or...

Breaking: The person trespassing on the White House has been revealed as Nigel Farage

0
A spokesperson for White House Security has just confirmed that the intruder apprehended today was Nigel Farage. Mr. Farage was promptly arrested after scaling the...
Trump Supporters

Trump recorded saying “Trump Supporters are fat, racist white trash”

0
‘Rumours that Donald Trump described his legions of supporters as "obese trailer park trash" and "uneducated fucking idiots" are yet to be confirmed.

New American National Anthem Unveiled As ‘Donald Donald Uber Alles’

0
The United States is getting a new national anthem, it has been announced. An executive order has been signed replacing the old anthem, The...

It’s not nepotism it’s just a coincidence he’s my son-in-law says Trump

9
World breathes a collective sigh of relief as journalist who met Jared Kuschner claims “he should make you feel more comfortable”.
Mount Rushmore

Trump vows to chisel four ‘losers’ off Mount Rushmore

3
President Trump has vowed to have the images of four of his predecessors chiselled off Mount Rushmore, describing them as ‘total losers’. In a...
Donald Trump

Trump to play 25 rounds of golf in honour of Texan dead

0
Donald Trump has defended a decision to play 25 rounds of golf in Japan saying it's in honour of the dead in Texas. The gesture...

Trump supporter accidentally extinguishes trainers with own tears

0
"Wild" Bill Board, an American protesting at an advert for trainers was unable to get his shoes to burn today because the tears he...
Dumpster Fire

Dumpster fires unhappy about comparisons to US Democracy

13
Skip fires around the world have declared they are unhappy with being compared to the US democratic process.

Elon Musk offers POTUS a ticket to ride his rocket

0
Sources close to the White House have revealed that Elon Musk has today offered Donald Trump a ride on the next Falcon Heavy rocket. The...
Elephants

NRA claims that fewer elephants would be shot by hunters if more of them...

0
The National Rifle Association has today put out a statement claiming that fewer African elephants would fall victim to big game hunters if they...

I wouldn’t rape a fat woman, I have standards – says Trump

0
Thousands of Republican voters suffered serious head injuries yesterday after face palming themselves really hard during a Trump Rally.

Trump Replaces White House With Blimp

0
President Donald Trump took to the skies over Washington today in a giant, orange blimp. The President is believed to have made the decision...
Donald Trump DNA

Donald Trump: DNA test finds ‘strong evidence’ of human DNA

0
US President Donald Trump has revealed that a DNA test shows "strong evidence" that he is distantly related to human beings. He took the test...

Trump rage over #takeafinger protests

0
Donald Trump has demanded "they fire these sons of bitches" over the growing #takeafinger protests. A woman pictured raising her middle finger toward Trump's motorcade...

Trump rally cancels book burning as supporters have no books to burn

12
Plans for an official book burning at a Trump rally in Bumshart California had to be scrapped yesterday after it emerged Trump supporters in...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts