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Having been pussy-whipped by North Korea in the Pacific, US president Donald Trump has signalled his readiness to turn his military attention to Afganyst...

POTATUS has announced that if all the trees in California were cut down then there would be no forest fires. POTATUS got the idea after...

Having Dodgy dealings with corrupt foreign dictators is only a bad thing when it is done by the likes of Hillary Clinton, Fox News...

As the smokescreen around Donald Trump's draft dodging tactics intensifies The Rochdale Herald has uncovered startling new evidence. The story currently being spun is that...

Donald Trump has sensationally tweeted that Prince Harry was going to ask him to marry him. POTUS explained on social media yesterday that he...

Residents of the US State of Carolina have been warned to evacuate due to the threat of a category 4 visit from Donald Trump. State Governor,...

A poll conducted worldwide today reveals that over 3.9 billion people named Lee Harvey Oswald as the American they most wish was alive today.  He...

Donald Trump's impeachment looked ever more certain in the last few days after images were released of him curtsying before King Salman of Saudi...

The fate of the billions of people could lie in the hands and minds of these two, often unpredictable leaders, which is a concern for many.

United States, Washington DC - A new bill has been passed in the United States, to allow firearms to be sold from Vending Machines....

There was outrage across the United States this afternoon after the President of Mexico said "fuck this shit" and vowed to close the border...

A spokesperson for Donald Trump has described as “absurd” claims being made by a Wisconsin couple that the President-elect is actually their 9 year-old son.  Mike and...

Madame Tussauds have declined to exhibit their new Trump wax work at the impending inauguration on Friday. Simon Wick, a spokesman for Tussauds said; "Its nothing...

As the case against Trump supporter and white nationalist butt-nugget Matthew Heimbach heats up, his lawyer has said that Trump may well be called...

President Donald Trump took to the skies over Washington today in a giant, orange blimp. The President is believed to have made the decision...

President Donald Trump told the world that "there's nobody better than me on the military" last night as he ushers in new era of...