The Herald can exclusively reveal today that the Trump campaign aide, Michael Cohen, is the mysterious Black Knight.
The secretive warrior and guard to stuff that King Arthur needs to get past revealed himself last night in an interview on CNN.

Asked by the anchorwoman how they felt about being down, the conversation went as follows :

CNN: So, it’s looking bad. You’re down several points.

Cohen: Says who?

CNN: The polls. Most of them. All of them!

Cohen: Says who?

CNN: What? The polls!

Cohen: We’ve had worse.

CNN: But you’re losing! Badly! 

Cohen:No we’re not!

CNN: Ooh, you fibber! Hilary is trouncing your ass!

Cohen: Tis but a scratch.

Afterwards Mr Cohen said that he thought he’d given the reporter what for and she wouldn’t be messing with him again in a hurry.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.