Far right stringless Thunderbird puppet and multi-millionaire Dulwich educated ex-banker and man of the people Nigel Farage reportedly bought the middle class toffees straight after the newly elected despot Donald J. Trump’s controversial Tweet yesterday.

In the Tweet Mr Trump put pressure on the Tories to appoint Mr Farage as UK ambassador to the US.

Mr Farage reportedly started preparing for an Ambassador’s reception immediately complete with massive plates of the hazelnut filled treats, 300 cheese and pineapple hedgehogs and 10,000 prawn cocktail filled vol au vents.

Theresa May has yet to respond however rumours are flying around that Mr Farage and dead child stalker Piers Morgan may have a charity boxing match next month to decide once and for all who will be the next US Ambassador.

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