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Trump calls for ban on food festivals after latest mass shootingSo-called 'President' and full-time Twitter troll Donald Trump wants a 'total and complete shutdown'...

North Korea state media shouted the revelation this morning that Kim Jong-un won’t be happy until someone else tests a nuclear warhead on North...

In what has been described as the most awkward Christmas gift ever; Jesus has been given an Ancestry UK DNA testing kit for Christmas. One...

POTATUS has offered to use Government money to harvest the piss of some Russian prostitutes to douse the fires in California. A spokesman said, "POTATUS...

A Rochdale couple have told the Herald that their son's release from jail in America is the best present they could have hoped for. Percy...

Historian's have said that Donald Trump is nothing like Hitler as Hitler wasn't fat and bald. Stan Still said, "A lot of people have been...

Reclusive Wall Street tycoons the Duke Brothers have been at it again, this time betting against US Democracy.

President Trump incensed at travelling half way round the world to meet hostages that were not even white Donald Trump has spoken today of his...

The First Lady of the US has reportedly put an undisclosed deposit down on a small one bedroom flat worth $80,000,000 in the centre...

Slovenian "model" and "wife" of "human being" Donald Trump has lashed out at allegations in The Daily Mail that she was a sex worker...

Unusual moment of unity sweeps province. “Yous, yous only gives a shite if it affects yous,” a spokeswoman said today. “Unless something happens on the...

Buckingham Palace has refused to confirm rumors that the Queen will greet Donald Trump with a narwhal tusk during his visit to the UK...

New York - There has been more fire and fury today as a blaze at the top of Trump Tower in New York left...

So-called 'President' and full-time Twitter troll Donald Trump wants a 'total and complete shutdown' of schools in the US after the Florida School shooting earlier...

Donald Trump has spoken of how great it is that there's now so much pussy to grab when he next visits the House of...

Vladimir Putin has today appealed for calm amid the escalating tension between Russia and the rest of the world, and has invited all current...