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There was consternation last night when it was revealed that the United Kingdom has dropped to 12 in the global drinking league tables. The country has...

Donald Trump has just revealed that the reason behind the new Steel Import Tariffs is to mitigate concerns that the deadly and easily purchased...

Foreign Secretary, Dominic Raab has announced sanctions on the Isle of Aran. Mr Raaab announced the sanctions during a visit to Blackpool Tower in...

President of the actually terrific US, Donald Trump, is to reward his own bravery with a special medal, the Purple Cheeseburger, after his courage...

Mette Frederiksen, the Prime Minister of Denmark has reportedly expressed an interest in buying the Russian controlled territory of the United States of America. Rich...

Far right stringless Thunderbird puppet and multi-millionaire Dulwich educated ex-banker and man of the people Nigel Farage reportedly bought the middle class toffees straight...

Bewigged bouffant buffoon, Donald J. Trump, an actual potential president, made the claim at his latest rally. The tiny handed eater of souls came under...

Pastor Tony Perkins, President of the Family Research Council and a particularly lamentable human being, has been hoist by his own petard and "outed"...

Donald Trump has said that he misspoke when he described Joseph Stalin as an excellent strong leader. Trump was replying to reporters who sought clarification...

Donald Trump is said to be in a stable but critical condition this morning after being rushed to hospital suffering from self inflicted third...

A bunch of useful idiots have denied that they are useful idiots today after a series of e-mails seemed to prove that they were...

Over 1.8 million Britons have signed a petition to deny a State Visit to nylon-haired snake-oil salesman and part-time President, Donald Trump.  The petition insists...

The campaign is headed up by Boris Johnson who is thought to believe that if it's successful he could be the leader of Zanu...

In the wake of the "scandal" surrounding Hillary Clinton's comments describing half of Trump supporters as a "basket of deplorables", The Rochdale Herald commissioned...

In a completely expected turn of events, a moron has fired the moron who called him a moron and replaced him with, presumably, another...

As the country basks in the glory of Team GB's second place in the Olympic medal table, China released a press statement saying, "The People's...