Marine Le Pen has demanded to know why a Malian refugee was given citizenship and not arrested for breaking and entering over the weekend. The man saved the life of a small child after he stopped it from falling from a high rise block of flats.

Marine told a French newspaper, “Everybody is busy congratulating him but nobody has asked what he was doing hanging around the 14th floor of a block of flats at that time of day? He was an illegal immigrant. He has broken and entered into France. He says he was playing Pokémon Go but how can he afford a phone to play that? He gets money from hard working French people to buy food and knock off football shirts. He shouldn’t be buying mobile phones with it. 70 accordion factory workers died to provide him the money for that phone.”

It’s understood that Marine Le Pen was also very contemptuous of President Macron’s awarding of citizenship for the man. “It has set a precedent. Before you know it there will be hordes of refugees marauding around the place attempting to save the lives of French people. Where will french firefighters going to be if some Malian refugee turns up and puts out a fire? They’ll be unemployed is where. This is why we need to take action.”

It’s been alleged in the French media that Marine is to hunt the Malian man down and make a citizen’s arrest. She also plans to run for election on a saving the fire brigade from refugees platform.

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