Politics

Jeremy Corbyn has been found alive and well and working in a branch of B&Q. The DIY store is well known for its positive...

Thanks to Labour another Article 50 bill amendment that would have risked empowering the British people, who are now known to be idiots, has...

Remain voters around the country are said to be absolutely furious to learn that every single person who voted to remain in the European...

In what is seen as a bid to rescue UKIP from self-inflicted obsolescence, leadership hopeful and Anthony Head lookalike, Steven Woolfe has today called...

British farmers would just start rounding up household pets for meat in the event of the UK leaving the EU without a trade deal,...

Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway’s assertion that microwaves can ‘turn into cameras’ has led to thousands of Americans winding up in hospital after putting their...

President Donald J. Trump has apologised for misreading an email which has led to some bizarre policy announcements in the last few days. The President was...

The hotly anticipated government White Paper on Brexit was released this week to an explosion of love juice from the editors of the Mail...

Jeremy Corbyn has announced his decision to retire from Golf after taking it up yesterday and shooting a record breaking 39 under par at...

The Office of the Prime Minister Theresa May served up a rare slice of humble pie as Ms May apologised for not personally handing...

With only a little more than a month to go before the controversial Chilcot report is due to be released Whitehall has been thrown...

After Miss Soubry's stellar and wholly forgettable performance for the remain campaign, she was deemed perfect for the role. A tory deflector will typically take...

As part of the Brexit divorce settlement the EU has agreed to have Nigel Farage at weekends. In exchange for the financial settlement, believed...

Paul Nuttall has sought to lay to rest the controversy over his claims to have been present at the Hillsborough disaster, initially by explaining...

Foreign Office officials have confirmed that Boris Johnson has finally accepted that the British Empire no longer contains Canada, more than a year after...

The editorial team were said to be jubilant at the news this evening that former England, Leeds and Manchester City centre forward David White...